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fesoterodined adj. Drunk by the third round, and making frequent, urgent journeys towards the lavatory. Faigy got fesoterodined and kept a glass of water beside the bathroom door. fesoterodinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly mistaking a full bladder for a household emergency. Alaxandria became fesoterodinned and inspected the kitchen tap between bathroom visits. fess pointed adj. Too drunk to reach the exact centre of the sofa without extensive preliminary negotiation. Adryanna was fess pointed, aiming for the middle cushion and landing beside the remote. fesse pointed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the precise centre of the sofa as a navigational destination. Berenger became fesse pointed and spent ten minutes aligning himself with the central cushion. fessed (/fɛsd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranged across the sofa in a broad horizontal band. fesselinned adj. Having drunk enough to make the sofa muscles contract without consulting the rest of the body. fest-goered adj. A drinker so far gone that the living room becomes a festival and the sofa its main stage. Kimberly got fest-goered and welcomed the kettle as though it had paid an entrance fee. festaed adj. You have drunk enough to declare the arrival of a public holiday in the sitting room. Cloyed became festaed and announced a national day of rest beside the kitchen sink. festbiered adj. Of a drinker: beered into a state of quiet festival, usually beside the sofa with water nearby. Dolsie was festbiered and accepted the glass of water as the evening's official closing ceremony. fested (/fɛstd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably accommodate as a gathering. festered (/ˈfɛstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed a stubborn, unpleasant ache after settling on the sofa. festeringed adj. Describing a drinker who has allowed the evening to settle into a slow domestic deterioration. Dorlas grew festeringed on the sofa, while the glass of water remained just out of reach. festermented adj. A drinker who has become an ongoing source of sofa-bound discomfort and stale conversation. Bridgitte was festermented, discussing the same kitchen incident beneath the same blanket. festgoered adj. The state of being drunk and attending a private festival consisting chiefly of the sofa and a tap. Elander became festgoered and applauded when Nyrell returned from the kitchen with water. festied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the domestic aftermath into a small festival. Rockwell got festied and made the sofa cushions queue for the bathroom. festilogied adj. The drunkenness of one who has found liturgical significance in every glass, plate, and household pause. Janayiah became festilogied and assigned feast-day importance to the water beside the sofa.