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festinanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing upon the bar with undiminished urgency. festinationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking shorter, quicker steps whenever the pub door comes into view. Kamyrie became festinationed crossing the car park, despite having nowhere urgent to be. festinoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the landlord's refusal of another round as entertainment. festival seatinged adj. Too drunk to remain in one place, standing wherever the crowd happens to leave room. Keviyon was festival seatinged, wedged between the fruit machine and a table of strangers. festival-goered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat any busy pub as an event requiring attendance and a wristband. Euless became festival-goered and queued for the toilets as though awaiting the headline act. festivaled (/ˈfɛstɪvl̩d/) adj. Still drunk, and converting the bar's ordinary proceedings into a feast day. Kenzey was festivaled, declaring the arrival of fresh pints a sacred observance. festivalgoered adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub's ordinary noise as a programme of attractions. Detrica was festivalgoered, applauding the fruit machine and requesting an encore. festivalisted adj. Having drunk more than the regulars, and now frequenting every celebration within walking distance. Salone was festivalisted, greeting each birthday party as a personal engagement. festivalizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a quiet local into a sequence of attractions, queues and wristbands. Najji was festivalizationed, assigning stages to the bar, loos and smoking shelter. festivalweared adj. You are drunk and dressed for weather, crowds and a band that finished hours ago. Diogenes was festivalweared, wearing a poncho indoors and carrying a pint in each hand. festive seasonned adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish New Year's Eve from an ordinary Thursday after seven pints. Emmersen was festive seasonned, wishing the landlord a happy Christmas in March. festivenessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest round for a national celebration. Klaudiusz was festivenessed, offering seasonal greetings to everyone near the fruit machine. festivitied (/fɪ-d/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns a routine pub visit into a celebration with speeches. Pamella was festivitied, raising a toast to the table's successful sharing of chips. festologied adj. A drinker who recites the evening's saints, birthdays and closing times from memory. Flash was festologied, assigning feast days to everyone who bought a round. festoon pined adj. The state of being drunk and spreading low across the floor, resilient beneath poor conditions. festooned (/fɛsˈtuːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that their limbs hang between tables like loose garlands. Meirah was festooned, draped across two chairs while guarding an untouched pint.