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fetationed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a pregnancy, with every journey taking approximately nine months. fetch candled adj. Drunk enough to mistake a distant light for an omen, then discover it is the fridge. fetch quested adj. Drunk beyond reason, undertaking an epic mission whose reward is bringing back the sauce. Iler was fetch quested and crossed the pub to retrieve a single sachet of ketchup. fetch-and-carried (/ˌfɛt͡ʃ n̩ ˈkæɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that assigns you heroic errands of steadily diminishing importance. Rhonna was fetch-and-carried, conveying one coaster across the room with ceremonial care. fetched (/fɛt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where bringing one item from across the room becomes an expedition. Eddrick was fetched and returned from the kitchen bearing neither the requested spoon nor himself. fetchered adj. Drunk, with the result that every request produces a journey and almost nothing useful. Laylee was fetchered, repeatedly sent for glasses and returning with decorative objects. fetchinged (/ˈfɛt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the act of retrieving anything into the evening’s principal undertaking. Harlan was fetchinged and spent ten minutes obtaining a coat from the chair beside him. fetchingnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present is declared attractive, repeatedly and without discrimination. feted (/feɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary gathering as a public celebration requiring speeches. Jaisey got feted and thanked the whole pub for its generous contribution to the evening. feteritaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become grainy in conversation and difficult to separate from the supper. Drenna grew feteritaed and distributed handfuls of crisps with agricultural seriousness. fethered adj. Drunk, with the result that the person becomes light in manner and somewhat poorly attached to direction. fetialed (/ˈfiːʃəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to issuing solemn declarations on behalf of everyone, including those absent. Seretha became fetialed and announced the table's position on the closing time. fetialised (/ˌfiːtiˈɑːlɪsd/) adj. Softened by drink into an ancient envoy, carrying every minor disagreement abroad for formal settlement. Kitsia grew fetialised and sent Levert to negotiate with the bartender over a missing coaster. fetiasited adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, mineral presence around whom conversation acquires an unpleasant metallic edge. Gwenevieve became fetiasited and made the whole table feel faintly geological. fetiched adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary object the unquestionable guardian of the evening. fetichismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that household objects have begun directing the company. Chastain became fetichismed and claimed the umbrella had ordered everyone indoors.