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fetterlocked adj. You have drunk enough to feel shackle-bound whenever the staircase changes direction. Audriauna was fetterlocked halfway up, unable to persuade either foot to negotiate the turn. fetticused adj. Of a drinker: spread thinly across the furniture, greenly composed and best served without stairs. Sumitra was fetticused along the sofa, retaining little interest in vertical transport.
fettied (/ˈfɛtid/) adj. You are drunk and speaking with the shortened certainty of someone whose thoughts have been chemically edited. fettled (/ˈfɛtl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost all physical kilter but continues to report otherwise. Zev claimed to be fettled while missing the chair and sitting on the floor. fettlered adj. Describing a drinker who maintains the railway of the hallway by leaning along its fixed lines. Nanami went fettlered along the banister, treating the stairs as a section requiring urgent maintenance. fettlinged adj. A drinker who is repairing, mending and sorting the body's arrangement after every attempted step. fettucced adj. A drinker so far gone that speech arrives in broad, flat strips rather than properly separated words. Eivissa became fettucced at the bar, delivering each sentence in broad, unbroken lengths. fettuccine Alfredoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been softened by drink, coated in confidence and sliding towards the nearest banister. fettuccined (/ˌfɛtəˈtʃiːnid/) adj. The state of being drunk and stretched along the available route, with no reliable distinction between walking and leaning. fettuccinied (/ˌfɛtəˈt͡ʃinid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, thick noodle of a person, bending wherever the staircase requires. Tobey was fettuccinied, folding around the banister instead of using the steps conventionally. fettucined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become long, flat and difficult to fold back into an upright position. Khani was fettucined across the sofa, speaking in ribbons and declining to stand. fettucinied adj. Drunk by the third round, and folding every journey home into broad, manageable strips. Tailynn got fettucinied and planned the walk home in several unnecessarily wide stages. fetucided adj. Slowed by drink to explaining a private matter long after everyone else has understood it. Lovetta became fetucided and spent ten minutes reaching the point already made by Nasiriyah. fetuined adj. Drunk by closing time, and circulating through the pub as though released from the liver. fetus fetishisted adj. Having drunk enough to defend the smallest possible passenger throughout the final round.
fetus in fetued adj. Having drunk more than one evening can contain, with a smaller evening growing quietly inside it. Jem was fetus in fetued by last orders, carrying the first round within the second.