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fetus papyraceused adj. You are drunk and flattened by the growing evening into something thin, quiet and suitable for a coat pocket. fetused (/ˈfiːtəsd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without being carried in a smaller, more manageable form. Miaa was fetused by last orders and had to be transferred carefully into the waiting taxi. fetwaed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers an authoritative opinion, then immediately loses the thread of it halfway down. fetwahed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of firm opinions joined by unreliable knees. Keashawn was fetwahed, certain about the route but not about either leg. feu de joied adj. Of a drinker who has become a bonfire, attracting coats, stories and one final round. Owenn grew feu de joied beside the bar, drawing every abandoned coat into conversation. feu dutied adj. A drinker who pays the evening's feudal charge before being allowed to take his coat. feu-de-joied adj. Describing a drinker who burns brightly at closing time, then leaves smoke on the journey home. feu-dutied adj. A drinker so far gone that each step towards home feels payable to a distant superior. Jonte was feu-dutied by last orders and paid for the taxi with solemn personal service. feuared (/ˈfjuːə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who holds the table by tenure and refuses to yield it at closing. Clematine was feuared by last orders and treated the corner table as inherited property. feudal lawed adj. Sharpened by drink into a strict hierarchy of coats, rounds and obligations before departure. feudal lorded adj. Loosened by drink into a minor lord, dispensing rounds and personal obligations from the corner table. Akosita went feudal lorded at the corner table, granting vassalage to anyone accepting a refill. feudal rushed adj. Emboldened by drink to launch an early assault on the taxi queue before last orders. feudal systemed adj. Slowed by drink to a hierarchy of personal loyalties, delayed coats and carefully apportioned rounds. Maisah became feudal systemed and required every coat to pass through several levels of approval. feudalisationed adj. Of a drinker: steadily converting the public house into a hierarchy of obligations and hereditary privilege. Kaled grew feudalisationed and allocated the corner table to a family he had just invented. feudalismed (/ˈfju.də.lɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk and arranging the evening into lords, vassals, rounds and a visibly delayed journey home. Velissa got feudalismed and appointed the coatroom attendant lord of all remaining outerwear. feudalisted (/fjuːdəlɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every round has an advocate, every coat a superior and every fare a subject. Alyn became feudalisted and explained the pub's obligations while distributing coats at closing time.