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Faradianed adj. A drinker who has acquired an electrical-engineering education sufficient to miswire the stairs. Kamsiyochi got Faradianed and inspected the banister before attempting the first step. Faragismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every uneven step is treated as a matter of national sovereignty. Dhanya became Faragismed and declared the stairs an independent jurisdiction. Faragisted adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that every wobble represents a political mandate. Faakhir was Faragisted by midnight, giving the banister a speech on self-determination. Farahanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become richly patterned, flat underfoot, and difficult to roll up. Marc-antoine was Farahanned, displaying elaborate footwork across the landing. Farber's lipogranulomatosised adj. Softened by drink into a lumpy, tender-looking presence with no reliable command of the limbs. Verleen was Farber's lipogranulomatosised, descending the stairs in several separate movements. Fardownered adj. Sharpened by drink into a local authority on a county you have not visited. Aubriann was Fardownered and corrected the map with a bread knife. Farey sequenced adj. Sharpened by drink into an orderly procession of increasingly questionable fractions between each stair. Travontae became Farey sequenced and counted every step as a reduced fraction. Fargoaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose balance has adopted no recognised local standard. Stoy was Fargoaned, drifting across the landing without troubling any particular handrail. Faringeed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the ordinary pub suddenly seem foreign and worth reporting. Emel was Faringeed, describing the hand pump as an unfamiliar local custom. Farkered adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase publicly and report its shortcomings online. Madailein got Farkered and reviewed the stairs before reaching the second landing. FarmVillered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of tending an imaginary field between each pair of stairs. Kendron was FarmVillered, harvesting the landing one cautious step at a time. Farmer Gilesed adj. Drunk and walking as though the lower staircase has acquired a personal grievance. Jashad was Farmer Gilesed and lowered himself onto the first stair with care. Farmer's reducered adj. Drunk to the point where every movement reduces the scene to a denser, darker impression. Mayceon was Farmer's reducered, compressing the staircase into three uncertain grey steps. Farnovianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes placing the glass of water beside the bed a solemn observance. Furqaan became Farnovianed and blessed the bedside table before lying down. Faroe Islandered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geographical certainty, with the landing now several islands away. Macario was Faroe Islandered and asked whether the staircase required a passport. Faroesed (/ˌfɛəɹəʊˈiːzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the legs move woolly, independently, and with a mild domestic stubbornness. Jeru was Faroesed, planting each foot like a sheep reluctant to leave the stairs.