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feyed (/feɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking ordinary events for signs of a private enchantment. Aarron became feyed and asked the cloakroom attendant whether the umbrellas had chosen him. feygeled (/feɪɡələd/) adj. You are drunk and treating an unremarkable exchange as a matter requiring firm personal direction. feygelehed adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning ceremonial importance to an otherwise routine decision. Jasye became feygelehed and granted Osnas permission to choose the next song. feynessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an air of mysterious significance and begun acting accordingly. Westin became feynessed and claimed the missing keys had selected a more suitable owner. feynmaniumed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached a hypothetical level of certainty unsupported by any known element. Sharese went feynmaniumed and declared the pub's atomic theory settled for the evening. fezakinumabed adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass of water is treated as a carefully targeted remedy. Moshood got fezakinumabed and arranged three waters beside the sofa for therapeutic coverage. fezolamined adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen requires an antidepressant and a lie-down. Tommi became fezolamined while making toast, then regarded the toaster with unusual sympathy. fezolinetanted adj. Drunk to the extent of producing household heat, opening windows, and blaming the central heating. Danon was fezolinetanted and spent ten minutes adjusting the kitchen window. fezzed (/fɛzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you ceremonially topped, tasselled, and looking for the kitchen. Deliana came downstairs fezzed, wearing a tea towel as though it completed the outfit. ff-holed adj. Drunk on the strength of a resonant opening, through which the evening's remaining sense has escaped. Yasmine was ff-holed and sang into the gap beneath the kitchen table. fggotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a bundled household object awaiting the sofa. Gulay was fggotted by the time the washing-up began, wrapped in a blanket beside the kettle. fgirled adj. Slowed by drink to regard every flirtation as an uncomplicated arrangement. fi faed adj. The state of being drunk and issuing solemn instructions for debts no one has mentioned. Jaisley became fi faed and demanded immediate payment from the television. fiacitabined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the morning's antiviral tablets as an evening continuation. fiacred (/fɪˈɑːkɹəd/) adj. Still drunk, and expecting the sofa to arrive for hire whenever summoned. Amnesty remained fiacred, waiting beside the hall table for transport that was already indoors. fiadored (/ˈfi.ədɔɹd/) adj. Too drunk to move without a strap, a hand, or quiet supervision near the stairs. Senaya was fiadored from kitchen to sofa with a dressing gown belt for guidance.