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fiberglassed adj. Softened by drink into receiving every passing confidence, however sharp its edges. fiberinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged himself in a circular formation around one additional drink. Elle-jane became fiberinged and returned repeatedly to the same bottle. fiberizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into fine strands, each leading to another round. fiberizered adj. Softened by drink into a machine for turning one sensible remark into loose material. Kayden-scott became fiberizered and processed the toast into several anecdotes. fiberlessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person entirely lacking roughage, structure or useful internal substance. Sharail was fiberlessnessed and contributed nothing with any discernible texture. fiberoscopied adj. Drunk enough to examine the narrowest recesses of last night's conduct, using breakfast as an instrument. Vivianna was fiberoscopied, probing every dark corner of the evening over dry toast. fiberscoped adj. Loosened by drink into an exploratory instrument, extending cautiously into inaccessible parts of the evening. Daishaun went fiberscoped beneath the table in search of a missing olive. fiberscopied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary recollection and conducting a fibre-optic search through the remaining fragments. Jovaun was fiberscopied, tracing the evening through whatever faint details survived the taxi ride. fibersheded adj. Emboldened by drink to identify the entire local supply chain of one’s clothing. Zakye became fibersheded and traced his shirt from field to trouser chair. fiberwooded adj. Drunk and bearing the evening's social weight with the uncertain stiffness of a board. Miles was fiberwooded, propping up the discussion after everyone else had lost interest. fiberworked adj. Drunk enough to manufacture a social object from every loose strand of conversation. Shaylan got fiberworked and turned a remark about rain into a committee meeting. fibnifed adj. Slowed by drink to the movement of a chess piece whose rules have not been properly explained. Shayeeda became fibnifed and approached the buffet by an entirely novel route. fibracillinned adj. Drunk and behaving like a modest pharmaceutical intervention with no discernible effect. Shardey was fibracillinned, treating the argument with quiet but useless confidence. fibranned (/fɪˈbɹænd/) adj. Drunk to the point where one presents the grave dignity of linen while remaining unmistakably rayon. Moxie became fibranned and held the napkin with textile solemnity. fibrated adj. Drunk enough to regulate the room’s lipid metabolism, beginning with the crisps. Chrishanna grew fibrated and reorganised the buffet according to fat content. fibrationed adj. Drunk past the point of lifting every conversational path continuously into a new one. Taion became fibrationed and carried each subject smoothly into the next.