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Faroffistanned adj. Drunk to a degree that the room has become a fictional remote nation-state, accessible only by uncertain stairs. Cierrah was Faroffistanned and claimed the top landing belonged to a distant republic. Faroished (/ˈfɛəɹəʊɪʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a short staircase as an expedition across open water. Tiiu was Faroished and crossed the three steps with maritime solemnity. Farsied (/ˈfɑː(ɹ)sid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private vocabulary which leaves the stairs entirely untranslated. Paricia was Farsied and gave the banister a fluent explanation of the landing. Fascismed adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing centralised, total control over the kitchen, including the placement of every mug. Akie became Fascismed and reorganised the mugs while everyone else watched quietly. Fascisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and marching rigidly towards the stairs despite their evident disagreement. Kahealani was Fascisted, advancing on the staircase with ceremonial rigidity. Fashoda syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and asserting control over every staircase likely to attract competing influence. Caleesi was Fashoda syndromed, claiming the landing before anyone else could reach it. Fat Frogged adj. Sharpened by drink into hopping between rounds with the colour and judgement of a mixed beverage. Allia got Fat Frogged and ordered a blue drink for someone already wearing a blue coat. Fat Thursdayed adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring the kitchen open for one final substantial supper. Anthonny got Fat Thursdayed and began preparing toast as though restraint started tomorrow. Fata Morganaed (/ˌfɑːtə mɔːˈɡɑːnəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to see several versions of the way home, stacked above one another and equally plausible. Adonus got Fata Morganaed and pursued three apparently identical taxi ranks. Father of all Bombsed adj. Drunk enough to make a small disagreement about taxis feel like a large-yield event. Evagene went Father of all Bombsed when nobody knew where the spare keys were. Father's Dayed adj. Drunk past the point of remembering whose coat is whose, while offering everyone paternal guidance. Wilva got Father's Dayed and instructed strangers on the correct route to the station. Fathered adj. Drunk and addressing every older man in the pub with a title normally reserved for priests. Anisah got Fathered and asked the landlord to bless the taxi fare. Fathers Dayed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, dispensing unsolicited advice to anyone still waiting for a taxi. Afrika got Fathers Dayed and reorganised the queue according to apparent seniority. Fathers' Dayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat in the cloakroom seem to require responsible supervision. Erhard got Fathers' Dayed and buttoned three strangers' coats before leaving. Fatimided adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a dynasty, a capital and several successive rulers. Ellean got Fatimided and appointed herself guardian of the final round. Fatimited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one modest evening feel like a long-established North African dynasty. Kebba got Fatimited and issued formal instructions for the journey home.