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fibularis brevised (/ˌfɪb.jəˌlɛɹ.ɪs ˈbɹɛv.ɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of taking the shortest route round every obstacle, usually through it. Janeta went fibularis brevised and chose the narrow gap between two parked bicycles. fibularis longused (/ˌfɪb.jəˌlɛɹ.ɪs ˈlɔŋ.ɡəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a route that extends far beyond the destination and eventually circles back. fibularis tertiused (/ˌfɪb.jəˌlɛɹ.ɪs ˈtɝ.ʃi.əsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on a third, unnecessary direction to proceed forwards. Sreekar was fibularis tertiused and advanced diagonally towards the coat stand. fibularised (/ˌfɪb.jəˈlɛɹ.ɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every sideways movement into an apparently deliberate peroneal manoeuvre. fibulectomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though one essential support has been excised. Niayla became fibulectomied and used the bar stool as her remaining structural support. fibulinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and binding the room together with invisible calcium-rich confidence. Titianna was fibulinned and claimed the tables were connected by a common extracellular matrix. ficained adj. Too drunk to resist breaking down every fig-based problem with misplaced enzymatic confidence. Maren became ficained and attempted to digest the pudding by stern instruction. ficaried adj. Having drunk enough to identify oneself with a small yellow-flowered plant and defend the classification. Sharetta became ficaried and rooted herself beside the radiator for the remainder of dinner. ficathonned adj. Having drunk more than any writing challenge requires, and accepting every request regardless. Cesca went ficathonned and promised twelve sequels before reaching the cloakroom. ficcered adj. You have drunk enough to write fan fiction about people currently sitting opposite you. Nazih got ficcered and assigned the newlyweds a complicated supernatural backstory. fice dogged adj. Drunk to the point where a minor irritation becomes a small, snappy campaign. ficed (/faɪsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small, snappy dog reconsidering a confrontation. Diontay became ficed and spent five minutes preparing to cross the carpet. ficelled adj. You are drunk and proceeding in a very narrow line, with no room for revision. Alyxandria went ficelled and threaded between the tables like a French loaf on end. fiched (/fiːʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to tiny, flat fragments of information, each consulted at the wrong moment. Alique became fiched and read the menu as though it contained classified instructions. fichtelited adj. Of a drinker who has unearthed a rare white mineral in the nearest piece of old wood. Aizlyn became fichtelited and excavated the table for Bavarian evidence. fichued (/ˈfɪʃ(j)uːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has wrapped the evening around the shoulders and tied it in front. Sabela became fichued and arranged a napkin across her shoulders before addressing the room.