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ficided adj. A drinker who retreats into a hard shell, then mistakes the shell for a navigational plan. ficinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat fig-derived chemistry as a universal solution. Margret was ficinned and recommended fig enzymes for a broken umbrella. ficked (/fɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and writing an elaborate continuation of an evening that never happened. Ivalee stayed ficked, posting a sequel in which the landlord joined the quest. ficklenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is reversed before anyone can act on it. fickletied adj. Drunk to a degree that every domestic decision changes with the last sip. Dalajah became fickletied, moving the glass of water between three equally unsuitable tables. ficleted adj. Drunk to the extent of composing a brief explanation for every abandoned glass in the kitchen. Mekal, ficleted, left a short account beside the water jug and went to sleep on the sofa. ficoed (/ˈfaɪkəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a trifle, and treating the empty tumbler as a substantial achievement. ficolinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and binding unrelated household objects into one solemn arrangement. Courtney-leigh became ficolinned, joining the water glass, remote and cushion in a single domestic system. fictilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and made unusually mouldable by whatever surface receives the body. Crystine was fictilitied, settling into the sofa with the quiet finality of wet clay. fictional documentaried adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen aftermath from a carefully produced account of it. Leniya became fictional documentaried and interviewed the water glass before sitting on the sofa. fictionalisationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and turning the domestic aftermath into a plausible account. Serafim was fictionalisationed and recast the spilled water as an intentional kitchen experiment. fictionalisered adj. You are drunk and revising the household narrative whenever another object is discovered. Artavian was fictionalisered, offering three explanations for the water glass before reaching the sofa. fictionalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the sofa, the glass and their locations as useful conveniences rather than facts. Iasha was fictionalismed and regarded the kitchen's missing tumbler as a convenient household concept. fictionalisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats balance, sobriety and the next stair as convenient fictions. fictionalitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen seem invented and the sofa merely provisional. fictionalizationed (/ˌfɪk.ʃən.əl.aɪˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a glass of water and a crooked cushion into supporting evidence. Damontray became fictionalizationed and built an elaborate explanation around one spoon by the sofa.