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fictionalizered adj. Of a drinker: converting the sofa and kitchen into characters with motives of their own. Nasheena, fictionalizered, apologised to the sofa for leaving it unattended. fictionaried (/ˈfɪkʃən(ə)ɹid/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the household into a guessing game, with the correct answer kept elsewhere. Cheenou was fictionaried, offering competing definitions for the glass beside the sofa. fictioned (/ˈfɪk.ʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and supplying invented explanations for the water glass found in the airing cupboard. Caisey was fictioned and claimed the kitchen had moved the glass while nobody was looking. fictioneered (/ˌfɪk.ʃənˈɪəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who produces domestic explanations in quantity, none required by the evidence. Josefernando was fictioneered, publishing several accounts of how the water reached the sofa. fictioneeringed adj. A drinker who is composing an account of the evening while leaving its physical evidence untouched. Marja was fictioneeringed, writing about the overturned glass instead of picking it up. fictionered adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen aftermath requires a writerly interpretation before it can be tidied. Tallula was fictionered and gave the abandoned glass a tragic significance from the sofa. fictionisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every household object as material for an improbable account. Desting was fictionisted, turning the water glass into the central figure of the kitchen. fictionizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary domestic disorder into a story with consequences. Kinzie was fictionizationed, making the spilled water signify a turning point in the household. fictionkinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a fictional household identity and cannot leave the sofa. Margine was fictionkinned, insisting the kitchen belonged to a character she had become. fictionmakinged adj. Reduced by drink to producing explanations faster than the kitchen can provide evidence. Kroix was fictionmakinged, inventing reasons for each glass and cushion before sitting down. fictionmongered adj. Softened by drink into manufacturing household stories for anyone within reach of the sofa. Damare was fictionmongered, telling Avraaj why the kitchen chair had been moved three times. fictitious forced adj. Sharpened by drink into blaming the kitchen, sofa and glass for movements caused by your own frame of reference. Tahjai was fictitious forced and accused the sofa of accelerating away during the attempt to sit. fictitiousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where the kitchen and sofa seem only approximately real. Jachob was fictitiousnessed, asking whether the glass of water existed outside the kitchen. fictive kinned (/ˈfɪktɪv kɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a stranger at the pub as family before closing time. Reynier got fictive kinned and called the barman his brother by half past ten. fictived (/ˈfɪktɪvd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the character in your head from the person beside you at the bar. Elison got fictived and asked the landlord whether his imaginary companion wanted crisps. fictivenessed adj. Having drunk enough to treat an invented person as a perfectly ordinary drinking companion. Laurentino became fictivenessed and left a stool vacant for a character from television.