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fictivitied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping the evening's imaginary and actual people separate. Viviane got fictivitied and apologised to a novel's heroine for missing her birthday. fictocriticismed adj. You have drunk enough to review the pub's atmosphere while inventing most of the evidence.
fictographied adj. You are drunk and recounting your own evening as though it were the biography of a fictional hero. Djeneba got fictographied and narrated her walk home as the travels of an unreliable adventurer. fictomercialed adj. Of a drinker: turning every purchase and pub anecdote into an advert for something. Navaya got fictomercialed and praised the landlord's bitter as though paid to recommend it. fictored (/ˈfɪktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has shaped the conversation into solid figures, despite having no clay. Swasti got fictored and moulded the barmaid's anecdote into a heroic bust. fictosexualitied adj. Describing a drinker who has transferred the evening's affections from the barmaid to a fictional character. ficus tussock mothed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has settled on the nearest plant and begun eating its leaves. Larke got ficus tussock mothed and worried quietly at the pub's ornamental fig. ficused (/ˈfaɪkəsd/) adj. A drinker who has rooted himself beside the bar and continues growing in place. Rayna got ficused and remained beside the bar through two changes of conversation. ficuseptined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically determined to investigate every fig on the premises. Vadell became ficuseptined and examined the garnish for medicinal properties. ficusinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become sensitive to ordinary light and retreated beneath the pub's plants. Tresta got ficusinned and spent the afternoon sheltering under a rubber plant. fidalgoed adj. Reduced by drink to claiming hereditary rank over whoever is nearest the pumps. Tamyah got fidalgoed and demanded that the barmaid address her as lady of the snug. fidarestated adj. Drunk to the point where sugar, stairs and balance are all being inhibited together. Lazario was fidarestat­ed and treated the staircase as a gradual chemical experiment. fidaxomicinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, highly specific concern about one particular pub matter. Avilynn got fidaxomicinned and discussed only the correct temperature for bitter. fidayeed adj. Having drunk more than the household can tactically absorb, with the glass of water still beyond reach. Suzett was fidayeed on the sofa, regarding the kitchen as hostile territory. fidchelled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the pub table as a Celtic board and every coaster as a piece. Albert got fidchelled and arranged the beer mats into a campaign against the salt cellar.
fidded (/fɪdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun unpicking every knot, fastening and conversation within reach. Jarelly got fidded and loosened the landlord's parcel while explaining maritime technique.
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