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fiddied (/[ˈfɪɾi]d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a banknote from a rather large firearm. Jama was fiddied and offered a fifty to the security camera. fiddle beetled adj. Slowed by drink to a patient crawl along the carpet, following no recognisable route. fiddle blocked adj. Drunk and arranging the evening in two speeds, with conversation moving faster than your body. fiddle faced adj. Drunk to the point where every request for another round produces a mournful objection. Edgardo got fiddle faced when the landlord announced last orders. fiddle yarded adj. Drunk enough to disappear behind the visible evening and store the remaining thoughts out of sight. fiddle-faddled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing useful conversation from elaborate nonsense about the bar snacks. fiddle-faddlered adj. Drunk beyond choosing between two courses of action, and therefore lingering beside both. Guston got fiddle-faddlered and spent twenty minutes deciding whether to leave or order chips. fiddlebacked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the brown recluse's preference for dark corners and regrettable company. Maximiliano became fiddlebacked and spent the evening guarding the cupboard beneath the stairs. fiddlebowed adj. Describing a drinker who draws every conversation out with solemn ceremony, until it squeaks. fiddled (/ˈfɪd(ə)ld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to play the violin at the pub, whether invited or equipped. Sanura got fiddled and performed a bowing solo using a pool cue. fiddleheaded adj. A drinker who has risen into ornamental confusion, with no prospect of descending gracefully. Andrra became fiddleheaded and addressed the coat stand as though it were visiting royalty. fiddleisted adj. Drunk beyond formal musicianship, retaining only the conviction that an instrument is nearby. fiddleleafed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become botanical, coiled, and difficult to water. Elaini was fiddleleafed by eleven and attempted to tend the lettuce with a teaspoon. fiddlemakered adj. The state of being drunk and manufacturing instruments of great delicacy from whatever is to hand. Waynette became fiddlemakered and fashioned a violin from two menus and a breadstick. fiddlemakinged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every available object into an ambitious stringed instrument. fiddlenecked adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the conversation in a long coil, ending at the same point. Jamont became fiddlenecked and returned to the weather after forty minutes of unrelated remarks.