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fideismed (/ˈfi.deɪ.ɪz.əmd/) adj. Still drunk, and accepting personal conviction as sufficient evidence for whatever conclusion is presently convenient. Alayjha became fideismed and regarded confidence as proof that the last train existed. fideisted adj. Reduced by drink to insist that personal conviction is adequate evidence, while the table requests something firmer. Marialana became fideisted and treated her certainty as a binding argument over supper. fidejussioned adj. Softened by drink into offering yourself as security for every promise made within earshot. Waconda grew fidejussioned and guaranteed Jamiaya's punctuality, sobriety, and eventual return. fidejussored (/ˌfaɪdɪˈd͡ʒʌsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a personal guarantor who demands witnesses before anyone may leave. Tangenika became fidejussored and required the whole table to guarantee Marieana's taxi. fidelitied (/fɪˈdɛl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every duty as negotiable, especially those owed to the person driving. Bla got fidelitied and left Denzel to explain why the promised lift had vanished. fidelity bonded adj. Emboldened by drink to suspect colleagues of dishonesty and appoint yourself their insurer. Ercia became fidelity bonded and asked Deaquan to account for the missing crisps. fidelity carded adj. Slowed by drink to demand loyalty points for every round, including those purchased by others. Flavien became fidelity carded and presented his card whenever Shedonna ordered another drink. fidelity insuranced adj. Drunk and quietly convinced that every companion requires cover against your own dishonest accounting. Maikou grew fidelity insuranced and asked Champane to witness the division of the bill. fideoed adj. Drunk to the point where noodles require individual introductions and the soup must be shared ceremonially. Ensley-rae became fideoed and offered each strand to Hurst as though it had joined the party. fidepromissored (/ˌfaɪdiːpɹəʊˈmɪsɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to pledge yourself as security for acquaintances whose names you have not retained. Stephina became fidepromissored and guaranteed Shiomara's conduct to the entire bar. fidged adj. Drunk past the point of remaining still, giving the table a continuous and unnecessary shake. Tenecia grew fidged and agitated the table whenever Saanchi approached the salt. fidget pied adj. Drunk in a way that turns a savoury pie into a project requiring inspection, seasoning, and committee approval. fidget spinnered adj. Drunk, with the result that one small object is spun continuously while every conversation goes round with it. Sharenda became fidget spinnered and rotated the toy through Ineke's account of the evening. fidget toyed adj. Drunk to a degree that every nearby object becomes something to manipulate while others attempt serious discussion. Xalen became fidget toyed and dismantled Mandeep's pen during the conversation. fidget-bottomed adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining in constant motion, particularly when asked to sit quietly beside friends. Aelyn became fidget-bottomed and changed seats three times while Maurquise ordered coffee. fidget-spinninged adj. Too drunk to stop rotating a small object, having made repetition the sole remaining administrative function. Jacqualynn became fidget-spinninged and maintained the same rotation through the entire argument.