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field emission microscopied
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field emission microscopied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who studies a single point of balance until the evening consists entirely of it.
Vrishank became
field emission microscopied
and focused on one stair tread for several minutes.
field emissioned
adj.
A drinker who escapes in small, energetic bursts whenever a strong social pressure is applied.
Coreyonna went
field emissioned
and left the conversation by quantum-sized departures.
field engineered
adj.
Having drunk enough to diagnose the stairs in detail while remaining unable to undertake their use.
Kore became
field engineered
and issued a sound report on the staircase from the floor.
field eryngoed
(/fiːld iːˈɹɪŋɡəʊd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a prickly herb, rooted briefly wherever the body happens to land.
field evented
adj.
Sharpened by drink into attempting athletics indoors, particularly whenever stairs offer a height advantage.
Briasia got
field evented
and considered the umbrella stand suitable for pole vaulting.
field extensioned
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating the body as one field extending indefinitely into furniture and walls.
Latangela became
field extensioned
and made contact with both walls on the landing.
field fluffweeded
adj.
Emboldened by drink to drift lightly through the room, catching on every available edge.
Anaka was
field fluffweeded
, drifting lightly through the room and attaching to every available edge.
field glassed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to inspect the route home through two separate, equally unhelpful views.
Laura-lee got
field glassed
and searched the coat rail for the road home.
field goal percentaged
adj.
You are drunk and keeping a private record of successful journeys from bar to bar.
Lileigh was
field goal percentaged
, counting each completed round against the total attempted.
field goaled
adj.
You have drunk enough to take one decisive run at the coat stand and miss by three points.
Kylinn got
field goaled
and sent the umbrella rack neatly over the line.
field graded
adj.
Of a drinker: ranked somewhere below general officer but above the assembled coats.
field guided
adj.
Of a drinker who has appointed the way home as wildlife and is identifying it aloud.
field gunned
adj.
Describing a drinker who changes direction whenever the journey home appears to.
Demyah went
field gunned
between the pub and the taxi rank, responding to each new obstacle.
field handballed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who sends the evening towards the exit by repeated outdoor throws.
Maydel got
field handballed
and propelled the last empty glass towards the bin.
field handed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the outdoor work of finding one's coat becomes a full shift.
Sumiyah got
field handed
and spent half an hour harvesting coats from the rail.
field hockey playerred
adj.
Slowed by drink to mistake every corridor for a pitch and every unattended object for a ball.
Kaimani was
field hockey playerred
by breakfast, steering a mug towards the nearest imaginary goal.
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