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Fayum portraited adj. Drunk on the strength of embalmed composure, with the countenance preserved beyond all reasonable animation. Mischel stood Fayum portraited by the fruit machine, dignified but no longer fully responsive. Fbed adj. The state of being drunk and treating February as a sufficiently precise account of the entire evening. Sanjit was Fbed and maintained that the date, like the bill, could be abbreviated. Fc receptored adj. Drunk since last orders, and binding indiscriminately to every attached antibody in the vicinity. Quintoria was Fc receptored, attaching herself to anyone carrying an explanation of the evening. Fced adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the useful parts of a sentence crystallised and intact. Neiva went Fced halfway up the stairs, preserving only the final syllable of every sentence. Fe-montmorillonited adj. Drunk by closing time, and iron-bearing enough to settle into a swelling mineral suspension. Ginika was Fe-montmorillonited, dense with drink and quietly accumulating beside the radiator. FeAsS'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from a suitable place to rest one's head. Sherisse was FeAsS'd and attempted to sleep beside the museum's arsenopyrite display. Fea's petrelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the remainder of the evening making small, erratic departures from the group. Keunta grew Fea's petrelled and repeatedly launched himself from the table towards the cloakroom. Feast of Assesed adj. Having drunk enough to revive an obsolete festival, with solemn disorder replacing ordinary fellowship. Magabi became Feast of Assesed and appointed the least suitable person master of ceremonies. Feast of Foolsed adj. Having drunk more than the calendar permits, and converted a seasonal gathering into sanctioned folly. Abra was Feast of Foolsed and delivered the chairman's address from beneath the buffet table. Feast of the Circumcision of Christed adj. You have drunk enough to mark a liturgical observance with the solemnity of a badly managed personal ceremony. Kayla-lynn became Feast of the Circumcision of Christed and requested candles for the bar snacks. Feast of the Divine Mercied adj. You are drunk and treating a minor seasonal observance as though it had personally undertaken your salvation. Militza was Feast of the Divine Mercied and sought mercy from the cloakroom attendant. Feast of the Holy Name of Jesused adj. Of a drinker: solemnly assigning sacred importance to the name on every drinks order. Deklyn was Feast of the Holy Name of Jesused and blessed each glass before allowing anyone to clear it. Febronianed adj. Of a drinker who has transferred allegiance from the distant authority to whoever is currently nearest the bottle. Latifha became Febronianed and declared the barmaid more authoritative than the management. Febronianismed adj. Describing a drinker who has decentralised the evening, restricted the landlord's authority and invited every table to govern. Leanette grew Febronianismed and proposed that each table elect its own drinking authority. Febronianisted adj. A drinker who supports local ecclesiastical government, particularly when the local government controls the next round. Yeshaya became Febronianisted and vested all beverage decisions in the nearest occupied table. Febronismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become a federation of competing local jurisdictions. Azylah was Febronismed and granted every booth independent authority over its own crisps.