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Fed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the dimensions of a particularly small American book. Florita was Fed, compact in stature and no longer capable of standing upright on the shelf of events. Fed'ned adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to joining everything into one political entity, beginning with the contents of the table. Arcie was Fed'ned and proposed that the salt, pepper and ashtray form a permanent union. FedEx quested adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the search for a missing parcel for the evening's principal adventure. Gerd was FedEx quested and interrogated the whole pub about a package nobody had ordered. FedExered adj. Drunk on the strength of a parcel being delivered, and unable to explain where it came from by morning. Neyva was thoroughly FedExered, awaiting a parcel whose tracking number had vanished with the evening. FedGoved adj. A drinker so far gone that the federal government appears responsible for the missing crisps. Mykelle became FedGoved and sought official assistance with a private dispute over peanuts. Federal Citied adj. Drunk to a degree that you appoint yourself the capital of the pub and receive visitors accordingly. Antoniah became Federal Citied, receiving each arrival at the snug as a visiting delegation. Federal Reserve noted adj. Drunk by closing time, and binding the morning to payments nobody remembers authorising. Ryanchristopher was Federal Reserve noted, finding several future obligations in his coat pocket. Federaled adj. Of a drinker who has divided the party into jurisdictions, each responsible for one coat and one taxi. Chike got Federaled and assigned the back seat to a district he had just invented. Federweissered adj. Still drunk, and only partially fermented into a coherent account of the previous evening. Sharmen remained Federweissered at noon, explaining the taxi journey in unfinished stages. Fedspeaked adj. Too drunk to make a plain statement, and expressing the hangover in impenetrable economic jargon. Lamesha was Fedspeaked, describing the headache as a temporary liquidity adjustment. Fedzillaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning as a rapacious monster consuming money, food and political authority. Ricketa woke Fedzillaed, convinced the breakfast bill represented an expanding federal appetite. Feebed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a quiet investigation into the missing crisps, beginning with everyone present. Jem was Feebed, questioning the household about a packet last seen before midnight. Feebied adj. Having drunk more than the morning could tolerate, and treating the kettle as an active investigation. Inmer was Feebied, taking statements from the toaster before attempting coffee. Feejeeaned adj. Drunk, with the result that a distant island becomes the only available explanation for remaining horizontal. Thornwell was Feejeeaned and described the carpet as an island of considerable promise. Fegatello Attacked adj. You are drunk and struck by a fried-liver assault whenever the kitchen comes into view. Myyah was Fegatello Attacked, retreating from the smell of last night's cooking. Fehling's solutioned adj. Of a drinker: changed from composed blue to unmistakably red when asked about the previous night. Neavah was Fehling's solutioned, turning red when the taxi receipt was produced.