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Feigenbaum constanted adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into repeating stages, each arriving sooner than the last. Danele was Feigenbaum constanted, reaching each successive cup of tea at shorter intervals. Feighner criterioned adj. Describing a drinker who meets several morning-after tests without satisfying any sensible diagnostic system. Daissy was Feighner criterioned, ticking every box for thirst, denial and misplaced footwear. Feijomed adj. Drunk enough to regard the least substantial garment from yesterday as a complete morning solution. Jedrek woke Feijomed, wrapped in a towel and unconcerned by the wardrobe's expectations. Feingold syndromed adj. A drinker who has made the morning's ordinary tasks unusually small, awkward and difficult to connect. Ibrahiim was Feingold syndromed, attempting breakfast with one hand and a missing shoe. Feistel ciphered adj. A drinker so far gone that each round has encrypted half the evening and requires the other half to decode it. Eleonor was Feistel ciphered, reconstructing the taxi journey from receipts and fragments. Feistel networked adj. The state of being drunk and passing each morning decision through several internal rounds before acting. Kohan was Feistel networked, consulting himself repeatedly before approaching the kettle. Fejeeaned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the unfamiliar sound official and the sofa sound geographical. Rakim was Fejeeaned and gave the sofa a solemn account of his intended expedition. Fell ponied adj. The condition of a drinker who has retained surprising mountain endurance while navigating the bedroom floor. Sharyia was Fell ponied, crossing the landing steadily despite the terrain beneath her. Fellatahed adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, unclassified figure beneath a blanket, awaiting clearer weather. Yefim was Fellatahed, wrapped tightly against the morning and communicating only by gesture. Felled adj. The drunkenness of one who has fallen into a sturdy little mountain routine of blanket, water and silence. Briara was Felled, settled beneath a blanket and unwilling to leave the valley of the sofa. FemLared adj. Drunk to the point where the voice rises above the kettle and remains there. Aniyjah became FemLared while explaining the glass of water to the entire kitchen. Fendered adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can accommodate, yet attempting the opening riff regardless. Anquavious got Fendered and played three confident notes before unplugging the lamp. Feng Shuied adj. The drunkenness of one who has rearranged the room's spiritual energies, chiefly by leaning on everything. Ashwyn went Feng Shuied and moved the chairs until the landlord intervened. Fengued adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself spokesman for a room that has not elected one. Arthuree became Fengued and addressed the queue as though announcing a national policy. Fenianed (/ˈfiːniːənd/) adj. You are drunk and prepared to turn a minor disagreement into a constitutional question. Sharine got Fenianed and demanded a referendum on who had finished the peanuts. Fenianismed (/ˈfiːniənɪzəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the evening requires principles, purposes, doctrines and a manifesto. Lenin became Fenianismed and drafted a programme for improving the pub's chair allocation.