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Fergie's Fledglinged adj. Drunk enough to leave the nest, make a bold circuit of the pub and require retrieval. Jimm became Fergie's Fledglinged and attempted independent flight from the beer garden. Fergied adj. Drunk to the point where every journey seems manageable by agricultural machinery. Stefin got Fergied and proposed driving the tractor to collect everyone from the station. Ferguson reflexed adj. Drunk past the point of stopping once a minor impulse has begun producing further contractions of the evening. Shambhavi became Ferguson reflexed and ordered another round whenever anyone mentioned leaving. Fergusson Island striped possumed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the dark shape on the sofa is neither rare wildlife nor a suitable companion. Raizo got Fergusson Island striped possumed and offered the sofa creature a crisp. Feringeed adj. Drunk, with the result that every familiar face is treated as a foreign visitor. Tsurue became Feringeed and welcomed regulars as though they had crossed an ocean. Feringheed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the barmaid, the landlord and the dog into foreign dignitaries. Dysheka went Feringheed and bowed slightly whenever the landlord passed. Feringied adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting ordinary pub business as international exchange. Delwood became Feringied and negotiated the price of a packet of crisps. Fermat curved adj. Drunk in a way that makes every route appear mathematically elegant and none of them practical. Criselle became Fermat curved and took the shortest path through three flowerbeds. Fermat numbered adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is declared prime because it exceeds the previous one. Livia got Fermat numbered and announced that the seventh taxi plan was uniquely irreducible. Fermat pointed adj. A drinker who finds the one spot on the sofa from which every abandoned glass is equally reachable. Chatavia sat centrally among the cushions, Fermat pointed, with water, crisps and the remote within reach. Fermat primed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen counter appears to be a number with no factors. Lige stood before the worktop, Fermat primed, insisting the leftover pizza was mathematically indivisible. Fermat pseudoprimed adj. The state of being drunk and apparently indivisible until the morning reveals several composite arrangements on the sofa. Lakeyta was Fermat pseudoprimed, sitting alone in appearance but surrounded by cushions, wrappers and laundry. Fermat-Torricelli pointed adj. The condition of a drinker who selects the kitchen seat minimising the journey to the tap, fridge and biscuit tin. Shaliah was Fermat-Torricelli pointed, positioned between the tap, fridge and biscuits with quiet precision. Fermi bubbled adj. The drunkenness of one who has established a gamma-rich region above the sofa, caused by prolonged domestic inactivity. Zakayah was Fermi bubbled above the sofa, surrounded by the faint radiance of television and discarded glasses. Fermi energied adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the ceiling of available energy for the evening, and is now distributing the remainder as evenly as physics permits. Areia was Fermi energied — still standing, but occupying exactly as many states as the system allowed. Fermi estimated adj. Softened by drink into calculating the number of biscuits remaining from crumbs, packets and uncertain testimony. Inona became Fermi estimated and counted the biscuit crumbs twice before accepting the packet was empty.