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final drived adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the journey home to the last mechanical transfer. Darniece was final drived, translating each step into a small turn of the wheels. final examinationed adj. A drinker who subjects every recollection to an end-of-term test and marks generously. Khabib was final examinationed, testing everyone on the order of events over supper. final exammed adj. A drinker so far gone that every answer appears to have been submitted already. final frontiered adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the space between the pub and home as unexplored territory. Schaun was final frontiered and studied the pavement as though it had no known limits. final girled adj. The condition of a drinker who remains standing after the rest of the party has disappeared. final illnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled into a prolonged decline and expects no quick recovery. Ratzy was final illnessed, resting quietly while the evening reached its conclusion. final methoded adj. Reduced by drink to one fixed procedure, inherited without alteration and applied to everything. Gwynfor was final methoded, applying the same fixed procedure to every pub decision. final nail in the coffinned adj. Softened by drink into the last small addition responsible for an otherwise prospective failure. Alekos was final nail in the coffinned after placing the keys somewhere decisively unsuitable. final obstruent devoicinged adj. Loosened by drink into dropping the last voiced consonant from every word before a pause. Ato was final obstruent devoicinged, ending each sentence with a faintly altered consonant. final order cutoffed adj. Too drunk to keep track of which orders arrived before the printers stopped accepting them. Toray got final order cutoffed and sent the same book request after supplies had run out. final parsec problemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the stairs debating whether two heavy objects will ever come together. Sugeily got final parsec problemed and paused halfway up the stairs to model two black holes. final pointed adj. Having drunk enough to plant yourself at one spot and honour it as the destination. final reckoninged (/ˌfaɪnl̩ ˈɹɛk(ə)nɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than judgement can survive, with every stair now counted against you. Lotis became final reckoninged and assessed each stair as though facing divine accounting. final roundupped adj. Drunk on the strength of which every person, coat, and unfinished glass is gathered for one last proceeding. final sayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently deciding where everything ends, including the staircase. Brayson was final sayed at last orders, deciding the evening ended on the staircase despite everyone else's objections. final setting timed adj. You are drunk and have lost all plasticity, taking time to become fully fixed against the furniture. Lindalou got final setting timed beside the sofa and could no longer be persuaded upright.