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final sigmaed adj. Of a drinker: able to reach the end of a word only by collapsing into its last letter. final solutioned adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every difficulty to the one drastic answer that occurs last. Taivion got final solutioned and proposed removing the staircase rather than climbing it. final standed adj. Drunk enough to defend an indefensible opinion while the surrounding company quietly withdraws. Nikesha went final standed over the correct way to stack coasters, leaving Leith to apologise. final strawed adj. Describing a drinker who treats one harmless stumble as the decisive reason to abandon the stairs. Lul became final strawed when the third step moved slightly beneath an otherwise steady foot. final topologied adj. A drinker who reaches the landing by whatever route preserves continuity, however indirect. Riqui got final topologied and reached the bedroom through the kitchen without changing direction. final whistled (/ˌfaɪnl̩ wɪsl̩d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an imagined referee’s signal as authority to end proceedings. Kino became final whistled and sent everyone home when the fruit machine beeped. final wordsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reserving a decisive speech for the precise moment comprehension has departed. Dorise got final wordsed and delivered her conclusion to an empty table. final year projected adj. Still drunk, and approaching each staircase as a capstone assignment for which the practical work was omitted. Dougray was final year projected and presented the pub steps without having tested the method. finaled (/fɪˈnɑːlid/) adj. Too drunk to recognise that every grand gesture is being performed as the evening’s closing number. Zade got finaled and bowed to the fruit machine after missing the last train. finalisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into the single urgent task of reaching the next landing without assistance. Masroor got finalisationed and focused fiercely on one stair at a time. finalised adj. Softened by drink into a keynote, delivered slowly and to everyone within earshot. Shahnawaz got finalised and gave the coat rack a keynote on the importance of balance. finalisered adj. Drunk to the point where the body begins tidying away its functions, starting with balance. Paetra got finalisered and left coordination to be collected with the evening's other discarded faculties. finalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to believe every unsteady movement serves a purposeful end. Nataija got finalismed and insisted the long route upstairs was directed by destiny. finalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the last obstacle as a competition already won, despite approaching it sideways. Johnedward became finalisted and accepted the narrow doorway as his decisive test. finalitied (/fɪ-d/) adj. Drunk and convinced that no further movement, speech, or amendment is possible. Hussain got finalitied on the landing and refused to revise his position about the stairs. finalizationed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs negotiate the stairs independently. Daniece got finalizationed and watched each foot choose its own route upstairs.