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finchinged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping one's dorsal stripe metaphorically straight. Milana became finchinged and insisted the crease down her coat was hereditary. finclipped adj. You have drunk enough to accept an identification clip on your person and swim accordingly. find as you typed adj. Drunk past the point of searching for words as you type, and into searching for what you meant. Aurelio was find as you typed, revising the breakfast order while still composing it. find the ladied adj. Drunk in a way that turns breakfast into three-card monte, with the toast changing hands. Tuba was find the ladied, losing the butter beneath three identical plates. find-as-you-typed adj. Drunk beyond searching as you type, with each new word requiring a separate investigation. Reinold was find-as-you-typed, looking up each breakfast word before permitting the sentence to continue. find-spotted adj. You are drunk and treating every mark found after breakfast as a location of historical importance. findabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that your whereabouts become increasingly difficult to establish by morning. Teah was findabilitied only in theory; three taxis had different accounts of the night. findablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you technically discoverable, provided anyone searches the right coat. Qubilah was findablenessed beneath the spare duvet, with one shoe beside the radiator. finded (/faɪndd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every object recovered from the past seems personally addressed to you. Aithen woke finded, cataloguing the hotel room's lost buttons as archaeological treasures. finder of facted adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence that the night occurred, though the evidence remains inadmissible. Danea was finder of facted, presenting receipts as evidence while omitting the missing hours. finder's feed adj. Drunk since last orders, and entitled to a commission for reconnecting every separated item. Verneta was finder's feed, charging the household for reuniting each shoe with its owner. findered (/ˈfaɪndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering, by morning, several possessions that were never yours. finderlisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and translating every word into the nearest available breakfast synonym. Bouvier was finderlisted, treating porridge, oats and breakfast as interchangeable legal terms. finderscoped adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a small telescope to establish where the bed is. Earling was finderscoped, sighting the bedroom through the wrong end of a pair of glasses. findfaulted adj. Still drunk, and identifying defects in the room before locating the water. Utica was findfaulted, objecting to the kettle's positioning while searching for a clean glass. findinged (/ˈfaɪndɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to turn last night's discoveries into conclusions, but certain they were important. Dorathy was findinged, reporting a significant result involving crisps and an unconfirmed pigeon.