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finfluencered (/ˈfɪnflu.ənsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to advise the household on investments, beginning with the unused freezer. Hadas became finfluencered and recommended investing in better kitchen storage. finfolded adj. You are drunk and developing a central fold around which everyone else's evening must form. Pheng was finfolded by nine, and Laney arranged the conversation around his immovable position. finfolked adj. Slowed by drink to change shape between the kitchen and sofa, like a household legend. finfooted (/ˈfɪnfʊtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a wetland and the water glass a natural feature. Zolie was finfooted, settled beside the sofa with water within easy reach. finged adj. Slowed by drink to calling every object a vague little object, particularly when asked to clear the table. Fareedat was finged by breakfast, pointing at the kettle and asking someone to move that fing. finger alphabeted adj. Drunk past the point of speech, communicating the need for water by painstaking movements of the hand. Laurita became finger alphabeted and signed an elaborate request for the kitchen tap. finger barred adj. Drunk beyond operating a kitchen appliance without first negotiating with its row of projecting controls. finger bowled adj. The condition of a drinker who has applied a level of ceremony to the crisps that the occasion does not require. Coriann was finger bowled by the second course and was dabbing her fingertips between each handful. finger buffeted adj. A drinker who has abandoned cutlery and is selecting freely from the spread. finger bunned adj. A drinker so far gone that every long sweet roll appears properly iced. Western was finger bunned, admiring the bun before attempting to wear it. finger chipped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that chips are a complete meal. Tiamarie became finger chipped and ordered chips for everyone at closing. finger cotted adj. The drunkenness of one who is managing the entire situation on one finger, with great solemnity and no backup plan. Aquilah went finger cotted and was pointing at things with an authority that one finger cannot really sustain. finger crotched adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps wedging things between thumb and forefinger. Jazmynn was finger crotched, gripping the beer mat in an increasingly complex manner. finger drilled adj. The drunkenness of one who rehearses the journey home verbally, step by numbered step. Nula was finger drilled, counting aloud from the bar to the taxi rank. finger fanned adj. Reduced by drink to holding one hand open as though displaying five small flags. Ekrem was finger fanned, presenting his hand whenever anyone mentioned the bar tab. finger fooded (/ˈfɪŋɡə(ɹ)ˌfuːdd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting every snack with the hand that happens to be nearest. Dmareon became finger fooded and ate the garnish from somebody else's plate.