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finger fucked (/ˈfɪŋɡɚˌfʌkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making an indecently specific suggestion to an entirely unsuitable acquaintance. Edsson got finger fucked and proposed an anatomical solution to the darts dispute. finger glassed adj. Loosened by drink into using any small glass as a bowl for washing the hands. Khaliliah was finger glassed and rinsed her fingertips in a whisky tumbler. finger grassed adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the pub's weeds as though conducting a botanical survey. Parisa went finger grassed and identified crabgrass beside the smoking shelter. finger guarded adj. A drinker so far gone that Humaid and Jahzarra must prevent every closing door from becoming an incident. Humaid kept Jahzarra finger guarded away from the taxi door, which she had repeatedly challenged. finger gunned adj. Drunk and conducting the conversation with an imaginary firearm, including unnecessary recoil. Kamiyah was finger gunned, shooting a wink at the landlord after last orders. finger hearted adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposal is sealed with a tiny heart and immediate approval. finger holed adj. Drunk on the strength of playing every glass as though it had a pitch to alter. Brint became finger holed and adjusted each tumbler before taking a measured sip. finger in the diked adj. Drunk enough to hold one small problem shut while the rest of the evening gives way. Nastasja was finger in the diked, guarding the overflowing ashtray with one hand. finger in the dyked adj. Drunk past the point of postponing disaster with one hand and a hopeful expression. Cheyne was finger in the dyked, plugging the leaking tap with a beer mat. finger in the pied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that involvement in every pub matter is not a shareholding. Abem was finger in the pied, advising on darts, music and the till. finger jointed adj. Drunk in a way that joins separate conversations into one ill-fitting but permanent structure. Shire was finger jointed, connecting the barmaid's weather remark to a story about roofing. finger laked adj. Drunk, with the result that every narrow stretch of spilled ale becomes navigable water. Casheena was finger laked, charting a route through the puddle beneath the bar. finger limed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a thorny little object seem worth cultivating in the snug. Nile was finger limed, guarding a prickly garnish as though it were a valuable shrub. finger masked adj. Reduced by drink to a point where the hands have developed their own expressive ambitions, independent of anything the rest of the body intended. Dulton went finger masked and was communicating something through his left hand that his face had not agreed to. finger milleted adj. Drunk on the strength of a cereal grain, and prepared to defend its place at supper. Kijuan was finger milleted, explaining millet's virtues over a plate of chips. finger nailed adj. You have drunk enough to scratch at small problems and treat this as fine manipulation. Jeadon became finger nailed and worried patiently at the label on his bottle.