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Festivus poled adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing beside the undecorated household pole as though it were a suitable drinking companion. Hartly was Festivus poled beside the lamp, treating its bare stem as the evening's principal companion. Festschrifted adj. Reduced by drink to assembling a commemorative volume from receipts, beer mats and old grievances. Naylaa was Festschrifted, dedicating each beer mat to a different departed regular. Feta cheesed adj. Describing a drinker who has crumbled into separate opinions, each maintaining a salty independence. Jahmaree was Feta cheesed, offering a different account of the staircase from every step. Fetta cheesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and crumbling gently whenever asked to maintain a straight line. Kye came Fetta cheesed down the steps, leaving the handrail with a difficult decision. Fettesianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the sofa as though it were a respectable boarding-house common room. Malai was Fettesianed on the sofa, maintaining impeccable manners while spilling water on the cushion. Feuerbach pointed adj. Still drunk, and located precisely where the inner ring of cushions touches the outer circle of blankets. Javoni was Feuerbach pointed between the sofa cushions and blanket, with the water glass at the tangent. Feuillanted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the pub quiz as a monastic discipline. Shateya became Feuillanted and challenged the barmaid to a vow of silence. Feuillantismed adj. Loosened by drink into observing a strict rule of conduct only when convenient. Keshaun grew Feuillantismed and announced new pub regulations between rounds. Feulgen stained adj. Emboldened by drink to identify the pub's hereditary material wherever it has been left. Neyra got Feulgen stained and labelled the family resemblance in everyone's bar snacks. Feynman diagramed (/ˈfaɪnmən ˈdaɪəɡɹæmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to map every meeting at the bar as lines converging on another round. Geonte became Feynman diagramed and drew the evening's collisions on a beer mat. Feynman-Smoluchowski ratcheted adj. Drunk and advancing by tiny irreversible movements towards the crisps. Gernard was Feynman-Smoluchowski ratcheted, edging towards the bar without retreating. Fezzanied adj. Drunk to the point where the whole party is being counted as one indistinguishable crowd. Curtistine became Fezzanied and addressed the entire snug as a single customer. FiO2'd adj. A drinker who has increased the available oxygen in conversation, without improving its content. Vennis got FiO2'd and supplied everyone with breathable theories about the landlord. FiOS'd (/fɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to transmit every thought at speed while receiving none of the replies. Mabelle got FiOS'd and sent rapid updates from the end of the bar. FiT'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary accounting, but still inclined to calculate the return. Wesleigh was FiT'd and worked out the yield on a round of lager. Fianed adj. Drunk past the point of requiring a reason, a map, or permission to go hunting for another round. Sehraj was Fianed and set off through the pub in search of provisions.