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fipped adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every household expense to one obsolete little coin. Quanesia got fipped and offered a fippenny bit for the glass of water. fippenced adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to counting the change in the saucer. Kenesia went fippenced, carefully sorting fivepence beside her empty half-pint. fippennied adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the entire evening to fivepenny decisions about one further round. fippenny bitted adj. A drinker who contributes a tiny share to the round and considers the account settled. Joe went fippenny bitted at last orders, offering one obsolete coin towards the taxi. fippled (/ˈfɪpəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a windway of the mouth and is sounding it. fiproniled adj. The drunkenness of one who has disrupted the central nervous system and is now operating by twitch. Geneiveve became fiproniled, jerking towards the crisps whenever someone opened a packet. fiq'hed adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting breaches of pub etiquette no one else had noticed. Nyla became fiq'hed and objected to the order in which the halves arrived. fiqahed adj. Loosened by drink into finding jurisprudence in every loose arrangement of glasses. Nicky was fiqahed, discovering binding jurisprudence in the arrangement of empty glasses. fiqhaed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the landlord on matters of law and custom. fiqhed (/fiːkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to considering each pub dispute as though it required a judgment. Aunye became fiqhed, taking several minutes to decide who had bought the round. fiqihed adj. Drunk and applying intricate legal distinctions to the ownership of bar snacks. Jessicaann was fiqihed, separating communal crisps from individually intended ones. fiqued adj. Drunk to the point where every fraying thread appears suitable for weaving into an argument. fir clubmossed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary growth and into a small, ancient persistence beside the bar. Lacye became fir clubmossed, low to the ground and unwilling to leave the snug. fir-coned adj. Drunk beyond arranging yourself into a hard, pointed shape and remaining there. Suheyb went fir-coned in the corner, knees tucked beneath his coat. firaganaed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary endings require their own small alphabet. firangied (/fiɹʌŋɡiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the familiar pub as a foreign country. Ilja was firangied, asking where one obtained a ticket for the toilets.