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Fiated adj. Drunk in a way that takes the long route home and sheds a wing mirror on the way. Janielle came out Fiated, circling the pub before finding the taxi rank. Fibber McGee's closeted adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard opened reveals another abandoned plan. Adynn became Fibber McGee's closeted and found three unfinished packets of crisps in his coat. Fibbered adj. Describing a drinker who gives the taxi rank a professionally confident account of where home is. Bolivia became Fibbered and claimed to know the route while holding the map upside down. Fibbied adj. Still drunk, and treating every question at the bar as though it came from an investigator. Domnick was Fibbied, quietly checking the barman's credentials between sips. Fibonacci numbered adj. Drunk to a degree that each successive round is the sum of the previous two. Yeili grew Fibonacci numbered, ordering one pint, then one, then two without discussion. Fibonacci polynomialed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the bar tab into an elaborate sequence with unnecessary terms. Rokia became Fibonacci polynomialed and expanded the tab across the back of a coaster. Fibonacci retracemented adj. A drinker who returns repeatedly to earlier points in the evening, never quite reaching the journey home. Dayjon got Fibonacci retracemented and revisited each pub before finally approaching the taxi rank. Fibonacci sequenced adj. Drunk on the strength of adding each new round to the preceding two. Chauntay got Fibonacci sequenced and ordered the next drinks by arithmetic. Fibonacci spiralled adj. Drunk since last orders, and circling the same argument in increasingly decorative arcs. Kinder was Fibonacci spiralled, returning to the darts dispute by way of the toilets. Fichteanismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the self as the landlord of the universe. Phawn became Fichteanismed and declared the bar a projection of personal will. Fidded adj. Drunk by closing time, and acclimatised to cold draughts, short supplies, and the long walk home. Milly was Fidded and packed a scarf before attempting the three-minute walk. Fidelismed adj. Still drunk, and organising the remaining bar snacks according to a single enduring doctrine. Luisalberto was Fidelismed, distributing the pork scratchings by decree. Fidelisted adj. Too drunk to accept that the conversation has changed course without authorisation. Danaiya was Fidelisted and returned the table to the subject of school dinners. Fidleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the first year of any undertaking as still in progress. Catana was Fidleted and asked whether the pub offered an induction programme. Field's alloyed adj. Having drunk enough to become a low-melting mixture of confidence, silence, and bar-stool warmth. Hao was Field's alloyed, softening noticeably whenever the conversation approached politics. Field's metalled adj. Having drunk more than the constituent parts can reasonably contain, yet remaining oddly fusible. Wuendi became Field's metalled and merged three separate conversations at the bar.