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Field-lane ducked adj. You have drunk enough to regard a baked sheep's head as a sensible late-night snack. Stephina was Field-lane ducked and inspected the pie with grave culinary interest. Fifered adj. You are drunk and have appointed yourself keeper of the pub's borders. Kaillum was Fifered and challenged anyone crossing the snug's imaginary frontier. Fifth Monarchismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the next round heralds a new age, with the present landlord merely transitional. Debhra became Fifth Monarchismed and announced the imminent reign of the final round. Fifth Monarchisted adj. Drunk past the point of expecting the millennium to arrive before the taxi does. Vardaman became Fifth Monarchisted and announced that the kingdom was imminent, then ordered chips. Fifth Monarchy Manned adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders resemble a prophecy and the taxi rank a promised kingdom. Clayton-james became Fifth Monarchy Manned and announced the imminent arrival of the final carriage. Figaroed adj. Drunk beyond recognising guile as anything more sophisticated than hiding the last biscuit. Crystian was Figaroed, palming the bar tab as though it were a state secret. Fiji mermaided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the upper half conducting conversation while the lower half remains aquatic. Eulas was Fiji mermaided, addressing the room while reclining beneath the table. Fijianed (/fiːˈd͡ʒiːənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an ordinary evening as an expedition requiring a shore party. Arlita was Fijianed and appointed Lariana to lead the voyage to the kebab shop. Fijiannessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a personal island nation, complete with a ceremonial refusal to leave the pub. Leo-jay was Fijiannessed and declared the corner booth sovereign territory. Fil-Ammed adj. Having drunk more than diplomacy can bear, and forming a special relationship with the nearest takeaway. Avraam was Fil-Ammed and called the takeaway a vital bilateral partner. Filamericanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and loyally defending the bar's strategic interests against the coat stand. Christopheranth was Filamericanned and briefed the coat stand on regional security. Filatov's diseased adj. Drunk by the third round, and afflicted with a profound swelling of confidence in one's own anecdotes. Detoya was Filatov's diseased, recounting the same holiday with increasing clinical authority. File Transfer Protocoled adj. Still drunk, and sending every thought from one host to another without checking the destination. Abagael was File Transfer Protocoled, forwarding her confession to the wrong end of the table. Filipinaed (/fɪlɪˈpiːnəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a formal civic occasion from standing beside the fruit machine. Elmond was Filipinaed and delivered a civic address to the fruit machine. Filipinianaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every object in the departing crowd as culturally significant. Bracyn was Filipinianaed, explaining the heritage of each coat while missing the last bus. Filipinizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer authority from the evening's organisers to whoever has found the spare sauce. Jewlia was Filipinizationed and placed the kitchen under local control.