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firebelled adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic inconvenience is announced as an emergency. Daaiyah was firebelled and reported the missing coaster to the entire sitting room. firebellied adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a bright underside whenever the sofa is approached. Dyann was firebellied, flushed beneath the chin, and unwilling to leave the warm sofa. firebirded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become scarlet, musical, and unusually attached to the kitchen light. fireblasted adj. Reduced by drink to a sudden fiery impact, usually followed by silence on the sofa. Morland was fireblasted and found sitting beside the dishwasher with one shoe missing. fireblended adj. Softened by drink into a warm mineral substance, best left undisturbed near the sofa. fireblighted adj. Of a drinker: afflicted with a spreading decline, particularly wherever apples or pears have been placed. Kimala was fireblighted by pudding and pronounced the pears beyond recovery. fireboarded adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the fireplace, command the sofa, and appoint oneself keeper of the room. fireboated adj. Slowed by drink to a pumping, harbour-like progress between the kitchen tap and the sofa. firebolted adj. Drunk and travelling through the house as a flaming projectile, with little regard for doorways. Nowah went firebolted from the kitchen to the sofa and narrowly missed the laundry basket. firebombed adj. Drunk to the point where a warm kitchen appears capable of causing an incendiary incident. Idaliz was firebombed and treated the toaster as a matter requiring a fire blanket. firebombered adj. Drunk enough to distribute heat indiscriminately, beginning with the kitchen and ending on the sofa. Breara was firebombered, distributing kitchen heat indiscriminately while the sofa party opened windows. firebombinged adj. Drunk past the point of merely cooking, and into a sustained attack on the evening's domestic calm. Yola became firebombinged and launched toast, cushions, and one ill-judged opinion across the room. fireboted adj. Drunk in a way that consumes the available household fuel before settling heavily on the sofa. fireboxed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes a sealed chamber in which all fuel is burning. Oladapo was fireboxed and sat beside the oven, waiting for the glass of water to mature. fireboyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a young fireman of the sleeper, alert to imaginary household flames. Davionte got fireboyed and inspected the toaster before lying down beside the sofa. firebranded (/ˈfaɪə.bɹændd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of challenging the household arrangement, beginning with the sofa cushions.