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Filipinoed (/fɪlɪˈpinoʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint oneself representative of the entire table's interests in a dispute over nachos. Miarose was Filipinoed and negotiated national terms for the last portion of nachos. Filipinxed (/fɪ.ləˈpin.ɛksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become administratively non-specific about who is responsible for the missing coat. Ahnisty was Filipinxed and denied responsibility in terms broad enough to include the furniture. Filoed adj. You are drunk and treating a paper-thin distinction as though it were the evening's governing principle. Charlla was Filoed and folded the receipt into an argument of surprising delicacy. Filofaxed adj. Of a drinker: maintaining a meticulous social record, provided someone else turns the pages. Xylie was Filofaxed, consulting an imaginary address book before greeting the same neighbour. FinOpsed adj. Of a drinker who has optimised the cloud budget but cannot locate the physical wallet. Raliyah was FinOpsed, reducing expenditure by consolidating three drinks into one very large one. FinTeched adj. The drunkenness of one who has brought financial technology to the problem of paying for a takeaway. Samanvitha became FinTeched and attempted to split the takeaway bill by facial recognition. Final Foured adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the last four decisions, all of which involve another round. Jenny-lynn was Final Foured, with the evening's remaining options narrowed to four identical lagers. Financial Intelligence United adj. A drinker who investigates every transaction except the one that explains the empty bank account. Silah was Financial Intelligence United, interrogating the receipt while ignoring the missing cash. Findianed adj. A drinker so far gone that two inherited directions and one pub sign cannot establish north. Jesucita was Findianed and consulted both the map and the vending machine for bearings. Findon haddocked adj. The state of being drunk and smoked, with one's remaining faculties arranged beside the chips. Shruthi was Findon haddocked, pale and composed beside a plate of chips. Fine Gaelered adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a governing coalition with the person holding the taxi number. Tatsuya was Fine Gaelered and promised stable administration from the back seat. Finglished (/ˈfɪŋɡlɪʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced formal speech with improvised English and intends to preserve both. Charmisa was Finglished, producing fluent hybrid sentences for an audience at the bar. Fink effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and making everyone nearby account for atmospheric changes in the lungs. Geonni spent the taxi ride explaining why everyone else was breathing differently, thoroughly Fink effected. Fink trussed adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawing every conversation into an elaborate framework of angled supports. Jonlyn got Fink trussed and turned the seating plan into a roof nobody had requested. Finkelstein reactioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and replacing each companion with another of the same conversational function. Derrick went Finkelstein reactioned, exchanging his sensible friend for someone considerably less useful. Finland Swedished adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the kitchen in a language reserved for the other side of the room. Zulmy was Finland Swedished and conversed with the kettle while making tea.