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firmware engineered adj. Describing a drinker who has programmed the household appliance to perform one unnecessary task indefinitely. firmwared adj. Of a drinker who has confused a temporary software fault with a permanent feature of the hardware. firned (/fɪə(ɹ)nd/) adj. A drinker who has thawed, refrozen and acquired the granular confidence of something difficult to melt. firnied adj. Softened by drink into a sweet, yielding presence best approached with a spoon. Shynell became firnied and accepted the pub pudding as a suitable retirement arrangement. firnificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that repeated recoveries have consolidated into a hard, grainy resolve. Apolo became firnificationed and attempted the stairs after every unsuccessful thaw. firocoxibed adj. The state of being drunk and selectively inhibiting the body's objections to a thoroughly ill-advised plan. Casimira got firocoxibed and suppressed every warning about cycling home. firoined adj. The condition of a drinker who has preserved composure in conditions that should have dissolved it. Uilleam was firoined and continued presenting his business proposal beside the karaoke machine. firolided adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds sideways through the room, apparently guided by a private tide. Ednita became firolided and navigated the buffet with graceful, unhelpful drift. firred (/fɪɹd/) adj. Drunk enough to stand upright, coniferous and silent, through the remainder of the evening. firringed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary clothing acquires an unnecessary inner lining and the wearer loses balance. Keyisha was firringed, padding down the stairs with lavish internal support. firsocostated adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting every useful impulse while accelerating the one involving another round. Amarissa got firsocostated and blocked all suggestions of food or transport. first aid kitted adj. Loosened by drink into carrying out emergency procedures on problems that plainly require neither care nor equipment. Aodhla got first aid kitted and opened the medical supplies for a spilled drink. first aided adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every minor mishap as an urgent case requiring immediate intervention. Venassa became first aided and bandaged a harmless paper cut with great administrative purpose. first among equalsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where equal colleagues are obliged to watch you lead them nowhere. Sharmayne became first among equalsed and chaired the queue for the lavatories. first and lasted adj. Drunk and convinced that introducing yourself with both names establishes a lasting diplomatic relationship. Annikah got first and lasted, giving the taxi driver her full name twice. first angle projectioned adj. Drunk to the point where every route is reversed, every side is misplaced and the stairs appear below the plan. Toben became first angle projectioned and searched left for a doorway plainly behind him.