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first familied adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the nearest household, including its kettle and disagreements. Jaiden-james got first familied and asked where his new household kept the mugs. first fiddled adj. Drunk past the point of accompanying the tune, and now carrying every melody personally. Nazeeh got first fiddled and supplied the melody to a song nobody had started. first fingered adj. You are drunk and appointing one finger to lead, as though the remainder have already resigned. Paying was first fingered by half nine, conducting the whole conversation from a single authoritative digit. first five-eighthed adj. Drunk in a way that places you behind the conversation, outside the scrum, and oddly convinced of speed. Marjane got first five-eighthed and occupied the back line between the bar and the lavatories. first flight covered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the first journey home into a commemorative postal event. Hamood got first flight covered and asked the taxi driver to stamp the receipt. first flighted adj. Drunk, with the result that you finish every journey first, usually by taking the wrong route. first floored adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the pavement for the building's most accessible ground level. Amiyla got first floored beside the bus shelter and called it a perfectly sound landing. first flushed adj. Drunk on the strength of the earliest round, already showing the evening's first full bloom. Vukasin got first flushed after the opening round and began harvesting compliments. first folioed adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering every ordinary remark as though Shakespeare had printed it. Daid got first folioed and gave the cloakroom attendant a speech about misplaced purses. first footinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and crossing every threshold with a gift, usually somebody else's pint. Calumn got first footinged and entered the snug bearing a borrowed pork pie. first freedom rightsed adj. Still drunk, and passing over every obstacle without stopping, as though the airspace were yours. Nadyne got first freedom rightsed and walked straight across the private garden without landing. first fruitsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the first harvest from an offering, and offering the crisps regardless. Riketa got first fruitsed and presented the first chip to the landlord with both hands. first fundamental formed adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate the pub's local curvature from three pints and a beer mat. Ilenia got first fundamental formed and measured the bar's surface with a coaster. first geared adj. Having drunk enough to move at the lowest speed while applying the greatest effort to leaving. Kristopher got first geared and took ten minutes to negotiate the single step outside. first gentlemanned adj. Having drunk more than the chief executive's spouse and assuming responsibility for every coat present. Shatasha got first gentlemanned and took charge of hanging coats behind the bar. first graded adj. Drunk to the point where the grand curriculum consists of colouring between the lines and needing a loo.