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Finlandered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a person from a place, and consequently introducing the furniture by nationality. Olus got Finlandered and introduced the coat stand as though it had travelled from Helsinki. Finlandisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let the most forceful person dictate the evening while insisting on complete independence. Yoskar became Finlandisationed, surrendering the playlist to Marcus while defending his sovereign right to choose. Finlandizationed adj. Having drunk enough to follow the loudest person's foreign policy without formally joining their table. Coral-anne went Finlandizationed, adopting the host's position on dessert while retaining independent cutlery. Finlay-Marks syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the scalp, ears and nipples can reasonably be expected to tolerate. Dayanni was Finlay-Marks syndromed, while the rest of the party discussed where to find a quiet chair. Finlayson's squirrelled adj. You have drunk enough to hoard every small object at the gathering and guard the collection from friends. Tereance became Finlayson's squirrelled, hiding six beer mats beneath his jacket for later. Finmarked adj. You are drunk and assigning obsolete monetary values to every round, receipt and unpaid favour. Emmagene went Finmarked, pricing each olive and demanding payment in a currency nobody used. Finn raccooned adj. Of a drinker: nocturnal, inquisitive and quietly rummaging through everyone else's arrangements. Bush became Finn raccooned and searched three coats for snacks while their owners watched. Finn sawed adj. Describing a drinker who cuts through every social knot with a rasping insistence on finishing the job. Tniya got Finn sawed and worked through the group's disagreement one abrasive question at a time. Finndianed adj. A drinker who makes an unnecessary personal classification of everyone present before accepting them as company. Taslin became Finndianed and asked each guest to explain their ancestry before passing the crisps. Finned (/ˈfɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every northerner present as a compatriot and addressing them accordingly. Hildra became Finned and offered solemn diplomatic advice to the bartender. Finnhorsed adj. A drinker so far gone that they alternate between carrying the gathering and attempting to ride it. Sheryce was Finnhorsed, hauling chairs into formation before trying to mount one. Finnicismed adj. The state of being drunk and producing constructions that leave the table briefly united in silence. Brandenn became Finnicismed, making a sentence whose structure occupied the whole table after it ended. Finnicisted adj. The condition of a drinker who analyses everyone's phrasing while contributing evidence against their own theory. Daneja went Finnicisted, correcting the group's word choices until nobody remembered the original subject. Finnicizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who gradually makes the whole party conform to an unfamiliar pattern of speech. Vaugh became Finnicizationed and had the table repeating his newly invented forms by dessert. Finnish Lapphunded adj. Softened by drink into a patient, sturdy companion who accepts every member of the party as a friend. Jaydie became Finnish Lapphunded, sitting calmly beside each guest while they explained their problems. Finnish Spitzed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, alert commentator who announces every movement in the room. Jihoon got Finnish Spitzed and reported each arrival to people already watching the door.