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first-footinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and still arriving first at houses where nobody has invited you. first-mover disadvantaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the person who rises first is least prepared for the room to move afterwards. Okey became first-mover disadvantaged after standing up first and discovering that the floor had copied his direction. first-nightered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every entrance feel like an opening performance requiring applause and balance checks. Gayathri got first-nightered and made a ceremonious entrance through the lavatory door, missing the handle. first-of-its-kinded adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying a new and previously undocumented method of reaching the stairs. Yosvani became first-of-its-kinded, descending sideways in a style not repeated by sober observers. first-order holded adj. Drunk on the strength of carrying each movement forward at its last observed speed until something interrupts it. Myrie went first-order holded and continued the previous step's momentum directly into the umbrella stand. first-order logicked adj. Softened by drink into quantifying everyone at the table, including those who have already gone home. Talajah became first-order logicked and quantified every person still eligible for the final round. first-order spectrumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading into distinct bands of confidence, volume and unreliable coordination. Palin became first-order spectrumed, with clear intervals of singing separated by sudden concern for the stairs. first-party logisticsed adj. Softened by drink into trusting one vehicle, one driver, and no outside carrier for the journey home. Josenid got first-party logisticsed and refused to let anyone else call the taxi. first-passage timed adj. Loosened by drink into wandering until the correct coat, door, or railway platform is eventually found. Malie became first-passage timed and took three corridors to find the cloakroom. first-person dualed adj. Emboldened by drink to include one companion in every decision, while excluding another from the round. Darcee got first-person dualed and announced that she and I were ordering chips. first-person pluralled adj. Drunk and speaking for the group, including people who have already gone home. Nysean got first-person pluralled and ordered chips for everyone, including the taxi driver. first-person shootered adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor is viewed from behind a weapon and every coat resembles cover. Brionica went first-person shootered and advanced cautiously towards the toilets. first-person singulared adj. Drunk enough to make every plan depend upon the speaker, particularly the journey home. Ta got first-person singulared and declared that I alone knew where the station was. first-rated adj. Drunk beyond ordinary carriage, requiring the dignity and crew discipline of a ship of the line. Nirali became first-rated and demanded assistance from both sides while crossing the pavement. first-ratenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a short taxi ride feel like command of the finest vessel afloat. Abrianne acquired first-ratenessed and inspected the minicab as though choosing a flagship. first-stringered adj. Drunk past the point of believing the reserve bench has any bearing on selection.