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first-teamered adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure requires selection, substitutions, and a proper team sheet. Rodjanae got first-teamered and named the taxi passengers before anyone found their coats. first-time buyerred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes hiring a taxi feel like purchasing a permanent residence. Markeil became first-time buyerred and asked the driver about the minicab's long-term value. first-timered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the familiar walk home is a new activity requiring instruction. Tydarius got first-timered and asked where pavements led before leaving the pub. first-wave feminismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and campaigning for the right to vote on the destination of the taxi. Deasia got first-wave feminismed and demanded a vote before the taxi departed. first-wavered adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting that the coats be organised according to an earlier campaign. Lucero got first-wavered and addressed the cloakroom queue as a movement for reform. first-world problemed adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening's serious concerns to the position of a cushion and the temperature of a drink. Zykeith got first-world problemed and summoned help because the bar stool was facing the wrong way. first-yeared adj. The state of being drunk and newly acquainted with the remarkable difficulty of walking in a straight line. Chelci was first-yeared by the second round, advancing towards the lavatory with careful academic concentration. firstborned (/ˈfɜː(ɹ)stˌbɔː(ɹ)nd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the oldest member of the party to organise the journey home. Dainna got firstborned and appointed herself responsible for finding everyone's parents. firstcomered adj. Still drunk, and claiming the first available taxi, coat hook, and seat as matters of precedence. Llinda got firstcomered and reached the taxi rank before the rest of the party. firsted (/fɜːstd/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that being first confers expertise, authority and the right to choose the music. Breighanna got firsted and selected the opening song for a party already in progress. firstered adj. The condition of a drinker who puts the nearest cushion, kettle or biscuit first. Althia became firstered and gave the sofa precedence over every practical instruction. firstfruited adj. Sufficiently drunk to present the first thing found after closing as an offering for the journey home. Sameena got firstfruited and placed the first packet of crisps before the departing party. firsthand learninged adj. Having drunk enough to acquire knowledge through direct contact with every pavement, doorframe, and coat hook. Daro became firsthand learninged and discovered the kerb's height without assistance. firsthooded adj. Having drunk more than the others, and claiming priority over the final round and nearest taxi. Elisabeth acquired firsthooded and decided who would leave first when the pub closed. firstied adj. You have drunk enough to regard the taxi queue as a cadet inspection requiring immediate discipline. Montaya got firstied and stood smartly to attention beside the last available taxi. firstlighted adj. Having drunk more than the night can reasonably contain, and mistaking dawn for a pub announcement. Ayvion was firstlighted and applauded when the sky changed colour over the car park.