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firstlinged adj. You are drunk and treating the first coat, taxi, or snack produced as the evening's distinguished offspring. firstnessed adj. Drunk enough to claim priority in every queue, argument, and account of originality. firstspaced adj. Drunk enough to mistake the nearest object for the full extent of the room. Miela became firstspaced and spent ten minutes locating the door from the doormat. firststringered adj. Drunk beyond accepting any role less distinguished than the opening position. Zinaya became firststringered and objected to standing anywhere but at the front. firthed (/fɜːθd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one broad, tidal, and liable to empty into conversation. firtreed adj. Drunk, with the result that one stands upright, resinous, and ceremonially unsuitable for indoors. Frankie-louise stood firtreed beside the mantel, shedding dignity rather than needles. firwooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one dense, splinter-prone, and chiefly useful as furniture. Gae sat firwooded through the debate, solidly supporting a glass and little else. fisavirused adj. Drunk to the extent of replicating the same remark through every available conversational host. Shareta became fisavirused and transmitted the anecdote to each guest separately. fisboed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing oneself a complete property transaction without professional assistance. Aneirin went fisboed and attempted to sell the spare chair directly to the landlord. fiscal cliffed adj. Drunk by closing time, and approaching a simultaneous collapse of judgement, funds, and remaining plans. Geraline was fiscal cliffed when the bill and the last train arrived together. fiscal conservatismed adj. Still drunk, and advocating economy until another round appears to require public financing. Gant became fiscal conservatismed, proposing cuts while ordering an additional bottle. fiscal conservatived adj. Too drunk to borrow sense from tomorrow, yet determined to reduce the size of government tonight. Cliston grew fiscal conservatived and proposed closing the kitchen to balance the tab. fiscal deficited adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend judgement faster than the evening can replenish it. fiscal dragged adj. Having drunk enough to let every unpaid obligation exert a measurable downward pull. Euline was fiscal dragged towards the taxi by debts of both money and coordination. fiscal lawed adj. Having drunk more than the statute book can reasonably be expected to regulate. Cieria became fiscal lawed and cited imaginary precedents for avoiding the bar bill. fiscal officed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct informal prosecutions from the nearest available table. Macenzie grew fiscal officed and indicted the jukebox for repeated musical offences.