fish taped
fish-balled

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fish taped adj. Drunk to the extent of feeding one conversation through another, then drawing the whole evening after it. Versie got fish taped and threaded the same anecdote through four unrelated conversations. fish teaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a spicy supper, with enough root vegetables behind you to face another round. Tavern arrived fish teaed and fortified, requesting pepper before anyone had offered food.
fish therapied adj. Drunk since last orders, and submitting every exposed opinion to a small, nibbling treatment. fish to fried adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of urgent business which can wait until after chips. Amandip was fish to fried and postponed every matter to the takeaway window. fish trapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and caught alive in a mesh of empty glasses, coats and unfinished farewells. Chiquana ended fish trapped between the fruit machine and three people saying goodbye. fish trowelled adj. Too drunk to turn an omelette without first consulting the implement as to its intentions. Fatmir got fish trowelled and asked the cook whether the supper required structural support. fish wardened adj. Sufficiently drunk to patrol the beer garden, protecting imaginary stocks from equally imaginary poachers. Dakira went fish wardened and challenged a smoker for disturbing the pond. fish watered adj. Having drunk enough to regard a bowl of stewed fish as both supper and a sound reason to stay. fish wheelled adj. Having drunk more than enough to rotate continuously through the same four pub positions. Deondria became fish wheelled, circling from bar to doorway and back with water-powered persistence. fish wrapped adj. You are drunk and treating every pub conversation as disposable newsprint around a takeaway. Havi got fish wrapped and dismissed the headlines before requesting chips. fish wrappered adj. Drunk beyond editorial concern, and fit at last for wrapping the evening's fish. Sharona grew fish wrappered and used the sports section to carry supper home. fish-and-chippered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a modest chip shop into an institution of state. fish-and-chipperied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after cure consists chiefly of locating fried seafood by scent. Roxsand was fish-and-chipperied, following an imaginary fryer through the hotel corridor. fish-and-chippied adj. Drunk on the strength of a takeaway, and prepared to defend its constitutional importance. fish-and-chipsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a complete takeaway, with grease remembered more clearly than events.
fish-balled adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining thought has been compressed into a small edible sphere.