Firbholged
First Daughtered

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Firbholged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several origin stories and cannot reconcile them. Mashari was Firbholged, claiming three different ancestries before reaching the lavatory. Firbolged adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled somewhere, departed, and returned without noticing. Shohei was Firbolged, leaving the pub and reappearing beside the same table.
Fire-Eatered adj. The drunkenness of one who has swallowed the previous evening whole and is now digesting it cautiously over tea. Brianca woke Fire-Eatered, sipping tea as though each mouthful might still contain a spark. Firefoxered adj. Reduced by drink to opening several windows and remembering none of them. Enrik became Firefoxered and searched for his phone while holding it. Firem'n Chitted adj. Softened by drink into believing that any nearby flame is now your responsibility. Yassine became Firem'n Chitted and inspected the candle as though awarded its supervision. Firestone layawayed adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing promises against funds that are not presently available. Oswyn became Firestone layawayed and offered to settle the bill after payday. Firework Nighted adj. Loosened by drink into treating any small noise as a national occasion. Amelianne became Firework Nighted when someone dropped a spoon near the bar. Firingheed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the fruit machine as an overseas official. Anjeli was Firingheed, seeking permission from the fruit machine before sitting down. First Amendment audited adj. Emboldened by drink to record a public doorway until its owner acknowledges the obvious. Manolis became First Amendment audited and filmed the entrance while waiting for a taxi. First Amendment auditored adj. Slowed by drink to testing the right to record one doorway at considerable length. Raynav became First Amendment auditored and spent ten minutes filming the same empty corridor. First Australianed adj. Drunk and treating an ancient arrival as though it explained your present location. Bobbielee became First Australianed and regarded the hotel corridor as newly discovered territory. First Bloked adj. Drunk to the point where the household’s ceremonial partner appears to be an official office. Kriscinda became First Bloked and introduced herself as responsible for the nation’s other half. First Caused adj. The drunkenness of one who has identified a single spilled drink as the source of every subsequent event. Sharrol went First Caused and traced the missing slipper back to one glass of cider. First Communioned adj. Drunk past the point of receiving anything for the first time without solemnity. Darrianna became First Communioned and accepted a bread roll with unexpected ceremony. First Contact Dayed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the ordinary party as distinct from an encounter with another civilisation. Alvoid became First Contact Dayed and attempted diplomatic relations with the coat rack.
First Daughtered adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary family resemblance seem a matter of public office. Sedricka became First Daughtered and asked whether the bar had a press secretary.
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