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fissgiged adj. Drunk to the point where a kitchen utensil acquires an alarming and entirely unnecessary purpose. Lakessa became fissgiged and treated the serving fork as equipment for a household expedition. fissibilitied adj. You are drunk and convinced every difficult conversation can be split neatly into two manageable halves.
fissied adj. You have drunk enough to identify one particular fish in the room and insist it is from Lake Barombi Mbo. Jaylianiz got fissied and spent twenty minutes introducing the goldfish as a Cameroonian cichlid. fissigemmationed adj. Of a drinker: multiplying his plans by splitting one into two, then growing both without supervision. Gano became fissigemmationed and promised to host dinner at two different addresses. fissilenessed adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that every solid objection can be opened along its weakest seam. fissilitied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every disagreement as material ready to split with one assured remark. Jordon-lee got fissilitied and divided the family discussion before pudding arrived. fission bombed adj. A drinker so far gone that one confident decision releases several smaller disasters at once. fission fragmented adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to several smaller opinions, each delivered with the original confidence. Ismari became fission fragmented and gave each friend a separate version of the plan. fission producted adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves behind several smaller consequences of one emphatic decision. Koyasha got fission producted and produced separate apologies for a single misplaced toast. fission rocketed adj. The drunkenness of one who launches towards an ambitious conclusion under power generated by splitting things apart. fissionabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a readiness for division: one question, two answers, and no hesitation. Zendra became fissionabilitied and split the household budget into mutually exclusive priorities. fissionabled adj. Softened by drink into material that confidently separates whenever anyone applies the slightest pressure. fissioned (/ˈfɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who has split one straightforward decision into two incompatible commitments. Analu became fissioned and accepted two invitations scheduled for the same evening. fissioninged adj. Sharpened by drink into the belief that every problem improves when cleanly divided in two. Jacob-joseph became fissioninged and split the restaurant bill according to an invented principle. fissionisted adj. Loosened by drink into a specialist in splitting decisions, particularly those requiring no specialist. Ceres got fissionisted and explained the nuclear logic behind choosing a second dessert.
fissiparationed adj. Drunk to the point where every partnership appears improved by being separated into two competing plans.
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