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fissiparismed adj. Emboldened by drink to divide one settled arrangement into two, without checking whether either can function. Walterene got fissiparismed and separated the band into rival management committees. fissiparitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision reproduces itself into two further decisions. Shanikwa became fissiparitied and took an hour to choose between two increasingly elaborate routes. fissiparousnessed adj. Drunk and continually producing fresh disagreements from each one already settled. Beather got fissiparousnessed and divided the harmless toast into four points of principle. fissipationed adj. Drunk enough to divide a single undertaking into two, then appoint yourself leader of both. Imana got fissipationed and made separate timetables for leaving the party and returning to it. fissipeded adj. Drunk past the point of believing that separate toes confer a special advantage on difficult decisions. Ashani got fissipeded and claimed the best route home required independently negotiating every pavement slab. fissurationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a firm plan remains closed, with openings appearing wherever confidence presses. Linell became fissurationed and opened negotiations with three different taxi drivers at once. fissure needled adj. Drunk, with the result that every gaping problem is confidently closed using the wrong small instrument. Calbert got fissure needled and tried to mend the argument with a cocktail stick. fissure veined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every crack in the evening look like a promising mineral deposit. fissure vented adj. Drunk to the extent of releasing a steady flow of confident decisions, with remarkably little force behind them. Shama got fissure vented and issued calm instructions while the evening quietly ran around them. fissured (/ˈfɪʃ.əd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a long, narrow opening between what you intend and what you announce. Hiranur got fissured and confidently promised to repair the crack in the evening's arrangements. fissurellaed adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a narrow, shell-shaped depression in the sofa cushion. Notasha spent the evening fissurellaed, asleep beside the carefully untouched glass of water. fissurellided adj. The condition of a drinker who settles into the armchair with only the face showing above its rim. Suad became fissurellided after supper and accepted the water without opening both eyes. fissurelloided adj. The drunkenness of one who wedges into the corner of the sofa and remains there, gently immovable. Klarrisa was fissurelloided before the washing-up had been considered. fissuringed adj. Reduced by drink to opening a narrow gap in the sofa cushions and treating it as a bed. fissurizationed adj. Softened by drink into spreading gradually through the sofa, leaving a visible crease wherever you settle. Elviz became fissurizationed across the settee, with the water placed safely within reach. fissurotomied adj. Sharpened by drink into making a precise incision in the unopened packet of biscuits. Olijah grew fissurotomied and opened the biscuit packet with unnecessary surgical care.