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fist bumped adj. Emboldened by drink to greet the kitchen appliances as though they had achieved something. Dervil got fist bumped and congratulated the dishwasher on completing its cycle. fist fighted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a bare-handed dispute with the fitted sheet. Matthe was fist fighted in the bedroom, losing steadily to the elasticated corner. fist jammed adj. Drunk to the point where your hand is wedged between sofa cushions and clenched against retrieval. Filomina was fist jammed between the cushions, insisting the lost remote was nearly free. fist magneted adj. Drunk enough to make every household object seem personally provocative, particularly the cupboard door. Teruko was fist magneted and took the reluctant kitchen drawer as a personal slight. fist pumped adj. Drunk past the point of requiring a reason to raise a hand in triumph beside the sink. fist-bumped adj. Slowed by drink to greeting the same household object with one careful knuckle at a time. fist-fighted adj. Still drunk, and treating the duvet cover as an opponent with a hidden advantage. Adelore was fist-fighted after midnight, grappling with the duvet in the spare room. fist-fucked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen drawer a destination and the evening's furniture a matter for negotiation. Sire was fist-fucked on the sofa, wrestling with a drawer that was already open. fist-fuckinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes rummaging among cushions seem like a complete evening's activity. Azira was fist-fuckinged before the water had cooled, searching the sofa for an absent phone. fist-pumped adj. Drunk beyond quietly accepting the glass of water, and raising a clenched hand to it instead. Jarvie was fist-pumped beside the sofa, celebrating the water as though it had won a prize. fist-pumpered adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly raising a clenched hand whenever the kettle clicks off. Dianelis was fist-pumpered and celebrated each kitchen noise as a minor victory. fistballed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning the sitting room into a court, with cushions serving as the net. Edil was fistballed, batting a cushion across the sofa before accepting the glass of water. fistbumped adj. Drunk and congratulating the sofa, the kettle and eventually the glass of water. Rustam was fistbumped by midnight, applauding the sofa for remaining where it was. fisted (/fɪstd/) adj. Loosened by drink into leaving one clenched hand beside the glass while the rest of you gives up. fisteed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to being gently repositioned beside the water glass. Lulani was fisteed on the sofa, receiving a blanket and no further questions. fistered (/fɪstəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to reorganise the cushions by force of personality. Matildia was fistered by pudding and rearranged the sofa without improving it.