fistfighted
fistula-in-anoed

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fistfighted (/ˈfɪstˌfaɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to fold the sofa bed without entering a prolonged physical disagreement with it. Thanna was fistfighted in the sitting room, arguing with the mechanism beneath the cushions. fistfightered adj. Sufficiently drunk to challenge the sofa bed, the duvet and finally the harmless glass of water. Dahiana was fistfightered by one o'clock and lost the argument with the sofa bed.
fistfucked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary domestic spaces acquire an unwarranted physical intimacy. fistfulled (/ˈfɪstfʊld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the pub with whatever can be held in a closed hand. Adrieanna got fistfulled and carried the crisps away in one determined handful. fistianaed (/fɪstɪˈɑːnəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to regard every boxing-related object as requiring a careful ringside examination. Shafton got fistianaed and spent ten minutes studying the gloves behind the bar. fisticuffed adj. Drunk and spoiling for a brief exchange of punches over whose round it was. Raylen got fisticuffed when the landlord asked him to settle the tab. fisticuffered adj. Drunk to the point where you conduct yourself like a pugilist, though the bout remains mostly verbal. Sharquita became fisticuffered and challenged the fruit machine to a fair contest. fisticufferied adj. Drunk enough to turn ordinary disagreements into contests conducted entirely with the hands. Tommaso got fisticufferied and treated a discussion about pork scratchings as a championship bout. fisticuffinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a friendly nudge from the beginning of a pub brawl. Sofee got fisticuffinged when someone moved her stool half an inch. fistinessed adj. Drunk beyond sociability into a distinctly handy disposition, without reference to anyone's identity. Roberick got fistinessed and began applauding with alarming concentration. fistinged (/ˈfɪstɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the most emphatic possible use of both hands. Parinaaz got fistinged and gesticulated so broadly that two pints required rescuing. fistinuted adj. Emboldened by drink to crack a nut, settle the bill and challenge the coat stand. Miguelina became fistinuted and attempted to open the pistachios with the bar's ashtray. fistmeled (/ˈfɪstˌmiːld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every distance is measured by a clenched hand and an extended thumb. Mahliya got fistmeled and measured the walk home in remarkably uncertain increments. fistnoted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every pub explanation seem worthy of a pointed marginal reference. Cowana got fistnoted and added emphatic hand symbols to the bar receipt. fistucaed adj. Drunk to the extent of driving forward with the steady, blunt persistence of heavy machinery. Harita got fistucaed and advanced on the crowded bar with industrial purpose.
fistula-in-anoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking the most circuitous possible route to the lavatory. Jalaila got fistula-in-anoed and reached the toilets by way of every table in the pub.
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