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FAT16'd adj. You are drunk and assigning sixteen bits of confidence to each decision, whether warranted or not. Eleah was FAT16'd and gave the bartender a detailed plan for reorganising the pub. FAT32'd adj. Of a drinker: confidently storing far more plans than the evening can possibly retrieve. Heylee was FAT32'd and promised three separate after-parties before leaving the first one. FAT64'd adj. Of a drinker who has allocated an extravagant amount of memory to one very poor idea. Brindin was FAT64'd and devoted the remainder of the evening to recovering a dropped olive. FATS'd adj. Of a drinker: acutely responsive to toxic concentrations, with every morning function temporarily misfiring. Kara-lee was FATS'd before coffee, reacting to the kettle as though it were a lethal exposure. FATT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the atmosphere change abruptly whenever anyone mentions going home. Lazarius was FATT'd, and the suggestion of departure caused an immediate transition in the room's temperature. FATX'd (/fætˈɛksd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a filing system designed for console storage, and now allocating everything accordingly. Tennill got FATX'd and sorted the beer mats into console-compatible storage. FAYT'd adj. Drunk enough to search for each word while typing it, and still miss the intended one. Jeaneth got FAYT'd and spent breakfast searching each message for words she had just written. FB'd adj. Drunk in a way that records names, addresses and interests repeatedly, then circulates them before last orders. Kariane was FB'd, writing her details in three notebooks beside the cloakroom. FBA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every discussion has become foundational and American. Lehiwa was FBA'd and offered a constitutional preamble to the taxi driver. FBC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the company begins informally counting the visible signs. Esmirna was FBC'd by midnight, with friends recording each new theory about the landlord. FBD'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cousin from a fellow regular, though both are greeted warmly. Ajiana was FBD'd and introduced her actual cousin to the darts team as a distant relation. FBG'd adj. Loosened by drink into giving the morning blood test more readings than the laboratory requested. Nieya arrived FBG'd and offered three competing accounts of her glucose before breakfast. FBI'd (/ˈɛf.biː.aɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who fixes on one point and indexes every decision from it. Ayanle was FBI'd and used the bar's first price as the basis for all subsequent arithmetic. FBIered adj. A drinker who conducts an unofficial investigation into everyone's movements, without evidence or jurisdiction. Marily became FBIered and questioned the coats about who had left before her. FBO'd adj. A drinker who has become a fixed-base operator for the morning's arrivals, departures and refuelling. Deborahann was FBO'd by ten, servicing everyone else's accounts while remaining at the kitchen table. FBOE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of organising your balance by seniority, with each older step treated as a guide. Talaina was FBOE'd and followed the eldest person towards the coat rack.