First Dogged
Fischer esterificationed

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First Dogged adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended dog appears to have executive duties. Fen became First Dogged and waited for the terrier to approve the proposed route home. First Gentlemanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes standing beside a prominent woman feel like a constitutional appointment. Gurjazz became First Gentlemanned and accepted the spare chair as though it were an office.
First Laddied adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs require a ceremonial escort from the presidential household. Kristin got First Laddied and treated the staircase as an official residence. First Ladied adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a dignified hand at every turn of the staircase. Sze was First Ladied before the pudding, with Anjolee managing each careful descent. First Lady of the Landed adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches the stairs with public dignity but no private balance. Ganna became First Lady of the Landed and negotiated the first flight sideways. First Lady of the Republicked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every wobble as an affair of state. Quadijah was First Lady of the Republicked and blamed the carpet for the constitutional crisis. First Lady of the United Statesed adj. Softened by drink into a person whose balance depends on bipartisan support from the walls. Sopheya became First Lady of the United Statesed and used both walls on the landing. First Ministered adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning the household keys to whoever can still find the sofa. Madasyn became First Ministered and formed a cabinet from the people nearest the biscuits. First Nationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify the exact edge of every stair. Tyreike got First Nationed and tested each stair with one cautious shoe. First Nationered adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs have ceased observing a common plan. Rileyann was First Nationered and sent one arm upstairs before the rest of her. First Presidencied adj. Emboldened by drink to issue directions while missing the chair by a measurable margin. Keylie got First Presidencied and instructed the armchair to receive her from three feet away. First Spoused adj. Drunk on the strength of being treated by the room as the ceremonial partner of its principal personage. Fardowsa grew First Spoused and began receiving guests beside the coat stand. First World problemed adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor comforts into matters requiring formal redress. Terion was First World problemed when the chilled glass was merely cool. First Worldered adj. Drunk and expecting the floor to provide a higher standard of service. Calik was First Worldered and complained that the hallway had insufficient handrails. Firstspaced adj. Drunk to the point where the room is judged solely by what the senses can reach. Georgean was Firstspaced and navigated the lounge by touching every available surface.
Fischer esterificationed adj. Drunk past the point of separating the acid, the alcohol, or yourself from the nearest chair. Declyn got Fischer esterificationed and bonded firmly with the hallway furniture.
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