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fistulaed (/ˈfɪs.tjə.ləd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of forming unlikely connections between people, subjects and nearby furniture. Camery got fistulaed and linked the darts team to a conversation about railway timetables. fistulariided adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing thin, upright and conspicuously pointed beside the bar. Lory became fistulariided, a narrow silhouette beside the fruit machine after closing. fistulationed adj. Still drunk, and steadily creating fresh connections between matters that had no business meeting. Margel got fistulationed and joined the pub quiz, the weather and his childhood in one account. fistulectomied adj. Too drunk to remove a troublesome conversational passage, merely excising its beginning and end. Dorrance got fistulectomied and abandoned each story halfway through its middle. fistuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding new passages between the bar, the pavement and the kebab shop. Nikiya got fistuled and discovered a private route from the snug to the taxi rank. fistulisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to form a passage between the bar and anywhere else without acknowledging the intervening room. Thoran got fistulisationed and appeared at the smoking shelter without crossing the pub. fistulizationed adj. Having drunk enough to create a direct route between any two conversations in the house. Leissa got fistulizationed and moved from the darts match to the landlord's holiday without transition. fistulogramed adj. Having drunk more than the evidence can comfortably support, yet requesting a scan of the evening's internal workings. Lourenco got fistulogramed and asked the barman to trace where his last two pints had gone. fistulographied adj. You have drunk enough to require a detailed internal map of how the evening connects. Falicity got fistulographied and drew a diagram linking the bar, toilets and taxi rank. fistulosided adj. You are drunk and carrying an obscure chemical air into an otherwise ordinary conversation about bitter. fistulosinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically inclined, mildly antifungal in theory, and still asking for another pint. Yesley got fistulosinned and explained root chemistry to the barmaid between sips. fistulotomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened every conversational tract and left none properly closed. Calondra got fistulotomied and opened five stories before completing a single one. fit and finished adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass is aligned precisely, while the person holding it is not. Nohe was fit and finished, correcting the spacing of glasses before missing the chair. fit checked adj. Drunk to a degree that invites public assessment of the outfit, particularly the sock situation. Imarion got fit checked and requested opinions on a jacket worn inside out. fit factored adj. Drunk since last orders, and admitting considerably more atmosphere than the face can contain. Narasha was fit factored, drawing a crowd while insisting the room was perfectly ventilated. fit noted adj. Drunk by the third round, and medically unfit for work involving emails, stairs or decisions.