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fit rodded adj. Drunk by closing time, and testing every narrow opening for a suitable place to fall through. Teaghen was fit rodded, investigating the gap beneath the table with professional concentration. fit-bushed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a quiet corner for an entire lunch, and to guard it solemnly. Micholas became fit-bushed beneath the stairs, defending the carpet as though it were a banquet. fit-checked adj. Drunk to the extent of soliciting a formal review of the outfit, then submitting the dressing gown. fit-fitted adj. Having drunk enough to convert flat bread and butter into a breakfast of considerable personal consequence. Daigan was fit-fitted, solemnly combining scraps of bread with the last of the melted butter. fit-outed adj. You are drunk and furnishing every available space with people, glasses and unsolicited arrangements. Asraf got fit-outed and rearranged the pub's customers into a more efficient seating plan. fit-upped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now apparently arranging a prosecution against the furniture. fitaed adj. You have drunk enough to restore an obsolete letter to every proper name you attempt. fitbaed adj. You are drunk and treating the route to the lavatory as a cup final. Wendel was fitbaed, making a tactical run towards the lavatory and celebrating the return. fitchecked adj. Drunk on the strength of an outfit whose principal feature is having been put on. fitched adj. Of a drinker: furtive, black-and-white at the edges, and inclined to investigate the bins. fitcheted adj. Of a drinker who has made a ceremonial opening in the garment for access to a concealed sandwich. Ilham was fitcheted, reaching through a coat slit for crisps kept near the waistband. fitchewed adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted the discreet, inquisitive habits of a small nocturnal animal. Ashleigh-rose was fitchewed, inspecting the hedge before returning with a teaspoon. fitfluencered adj. A drinker who broadcasts the virtues of exercise while demonstrating none of them. Chauntell got fitfluencered and recommended lunges before lowering herself carefully onto the pavement. fitfulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that consciousness arrives in brief, unrelated appointments. K-jay became fitfulnessed, waking to toast, a coat and an unfinished opinion about trains. fitless cocked adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a modest boiled cake beside the broth. fitmented adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an attachment of dubious purpose but considerable persistence. Harve was fitmented with a lampshade, which he wore until the taxi arrived.