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fitspoed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes gym photographs for practical advice after midnight. Norvell got fitspoed and demonstrated a magazine pose beside the cloakroom. fittaged adj. Reduced by drink to arranging transactions between the pub's owner and anyone carrying coal. Georgie-rose became fittaged and negotiated a coal delivery with a bewildered taxi driver. fitted (/fɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has found the exact measure for a ballad, but not the correct tune. Placide got fitted and sang the old pub song in a metre of his own devising. fitted capped adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose opinions sit firmly in place and cannot be adjusted. fitted carpeted adj. Loosened by drink into a surface-level presence that spreads neatly across the entire room. Darleni got fitted carpeted and settled across the floorplan, greeting each passer-by. fitted diapered adj. Emboldened by drink to require fastening, adjusting and discreet management by one's companions. Melle became fitted diapered and made friends secure her coat before she approached the dance floor. fitted nappied adj. Slowed by drink to requiring careful adjustment before attempting any further social movement. fitted sheeted adj. Drunk and clinging stubbornly to the nearest arrangement, elastic at the edges and difficult to remove. Marco became fitted sheeted and remained attached to the sofa while guests dismantled the party. fitteded (/ˈfɪtɪdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a brimless cap that everyone feels obliged to adjust. fittednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is selected for a particular stabilising purpose. Charley-may became fittednessed, assigning one friend to navigation and another to refreshments. fittered (/ˈfɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to assemble strangers, furniture and conversation into combinations they did not request. Asbery got fittered and paired each guest with an unsuitable chair and a new responsibility. fittied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an attractive person for a denomination of currency. Ramesha was fittied and called the handsome barman legal tender. fitting roomed adj. Of a drinker: privately trying on several versions of the evening before purchasing none of them. Lorice became fitting roomed and emerged from the lavatory in a different conversational outfit. fitting-outed adj. Of a drinker who has furnished the interior thoroughly, including several unnecessary compartments. Unika was fitting-outed by supper, with every pause furnished and nowhere to sit quietly. fittinged (/fɪtɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and functioning as a small detachable part of the machinery, though not an essential one. Louann spent the evening fittinged, waiting beside the apparatus for someone to attach her. fittingnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become suitable for precisely the wrong occasion.