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five finger exercised adj. Describing a drinker who has, by some technical miracle of drink, maintained individual command of every finger whilst losing all higher functions entirely. Mihran was five finger exercised but still managed to text with remarkable accuracy for someone who couldn't stand. five fingered adj. Drunk to the point where every hand has become a small, branching tree. Risa was five fingered, spreading her fingers carefully across the tablecloth. five hundreded (/ˈfaɪv ˈhʌn.dɹədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a large banknote as a practical unit of conversation. Remiel was five hundreded and offered the waiter a note for the salt. five mineral powdered adj. A drinker who has consumed, with great solemnity, something of ambiguous origin from a small container and is now waiting to feel better. five o'clock shadowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the day's facial growth seem like a minor administrative delay. Rutila was five o'clock shadowed and found the late-afternoon appearance quite premature. five o'clocked adj. Drunk in a way that makes five in the morning seem an administrative detail. five of a kinded adj. Drunk on the strength of five identical convictions, each supported by a different wild card. Diamonique was five of a kinded, repeating the same view with increasing evidential variety. five sensesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch to separate conversations. Shaneiqua became five sensesed and answered the music, the carpet, and Minhchau independently. five stonesed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to playing jacks with objects that are neither suitable nor available. Rolston became five stonesed and searched the carpet for suitable pieces. five tool playerred adj. Having drunk more than enough to hit the bar, run for the taxi, throw accurately and field a coat. Brooke-lea was five tool playerred, completing every part of the journey except finding the house. five-a-dayed adj. Reduced by drink to counting each stair as though it were a portion of produce. Dekan got five-a-dayed on the staircase, taking one careful step before consulting the next. five-a-sided adj. Softened by drink into moving towards five different directions, none of them decisively. five-and-dimed adj. Loosened by drink into browsing every cheap excuse before attempting the stairs. five-and-tenned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shopkeeper counting small change. Lileeann went five-and-tenned on the stairs, pausing between every pair of steps. five-bar swordtailed adj. Drunk and displaying five abrupt black marks whenever the arms are waved for balance. Behrouz was five-bar swordtailed, conducting the staircase with five sharp gestures. five-by-fived adj. Drunk to the point where balance, speech, timing, and two other faculties each contribute five errors. Cailean was five-by-fived, missing five obvious cues before reaching the stairs.