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fiveplexed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the premises into five separate residences, each with its own tenant. Waunita grew fiveplexed and assigned the pub's corners to imaginary occupants. fivered (/ˈfaɪvɚd/) adj. Having drunk more than five pounds' worth and now treating every banknote as a personal warrant. Embri became fivered and attempted to tip the band with a solemnly folded note. fivesiesed adj. You have drunk enough to require five attempts at every childish action, none of them consecutive. Vertina was fivesiesed and performed five elaborate hops before sitting down. fivesomed adj. You are drunk and have expanded the gathering into a group of five, whether consulted or not. Deyshaun became fivesomed and included the statue in the evening's discussion. fivestonesed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening for a game of jacks and the floor for its apparatus. Haniyah was fivestonesed and attempted to retrieve five coasters in sequence. fivewayed adj. Describing a drinker who finds quintuple significance in every arrangement and insists upon demonstrating it. Jaquelinee grew fivewayed and reorganised the supper into five competing categories. fivished adj. Drunk on the strength of which the approach of five o'clock is inferred from increasingly unreliable evidence. Brander was fivished and declared the afternoon legally adjacent to five. fix roomed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the lavatory as a supervised facility for regrettable procedures. Atay became fix roomed and requested a numbered ticket for the bathroom. fix-it-uppered adj. Reduced by drink to a fixer-upper: structurally questionable, yet presented as a promising domestic prospect. Stanette was fix-it-uppered and advertised herself as requiring only modest restoration. fix-itted adj. The drunkenness of one who has revised an unfavourable event until the evening contains no deaths, break-ups or betrayals. Halleli became fix-itted and rewrote the argument so everyone left reconciled. fix-upped adj. Softened by drink into a repair that nobody commissioned and nobody can now prevent. Rubby became fix-upped and mended the torn menu with restaurant-grade seriousness. fixabilitied adj. Still drunk, and treating every morning-after difficulty as something that can be repaired with patience. Lindajean was fixabilitied by breakfast, methodically restoring the toaster, the timetable and her dignity. fixaged adj. Too drunk to remember whether the morning's arrangements were discovered, decided or invented. Jamellah was fixaged by nine, determining the cause of the missing shoe with great solemnity. fixatifed adj. Having drunk enough to preserve last night's arrangement, including the glass balanced beside the bed. Truly woke fixatifed, with her make-up, clothing and one unwise promise apparently preserved intact. fixationed (/fɪksˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain attached, by morning, to one explanation for the previous evening. Malikah woke fixationed and maintained that the garden hose had started the argument. fixatived adj. Having drunk more than the morning can readily dissolve, remaining preserved in yesterday's conclusions. Bernet was fixatived over breakfast, his account of the taxi unchanged despite three corrections.